When you're fucking a semi-attractive girl, and your friend runs in, pees on you both, and runs out of the room.
Steve: Did you hear what Mike did to my while I was raw doggin muh bitch last night?
Kevin: No, What?
Steve: He performed a running johnny on us!
Kevin: what a badass! he must be a Peebles!
Kevin: No, What?
Steve: He performed a running johnny on us!
Kevin: what a badass! he must be a Peebles!
by peebles,mike October 15, 2010
Get the Running Johnny mug.Also known as Urban Sprinting, is where an upstanding citizen purposefuly takes into a store a security tag so that he/she will have to sprint away in order to evade security guards.
Take a security tag into a shop. Set off the detector and sprint away through the urban jungle whilst the security guard gives chase. Urban Running is a sport often enjoyed by pikey's and other various upstanding citizens.
by Mr Hilter January 3, 2007
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by justin October 21, 2003
Get the sighn your pitty on the running kind mug.A man with a venereal disease.
Two days after hooking up with some skank in a bar, Ted felt that burning, dripping sensation that meant only one thing; he was a running man.
by Led Zeppole September 30, 2003
Get the running man mug.One who enjoys his neighbors and others so much that they feel they will get the best exercise by running in the nude. To show those who can not see the beautiful sight of one being open to showing off his whole body, the runner videotapes themselves running in the nude, in hopes of receiving a lot of views.
by A friendly neighbor July 20, 2011
Get the Running in the nude mug.The act of making threats over the Internet that are all put into an elaborate scenario. Everything is spelled incorrectly and is spoken in a tone of an Xbox playing hick. Invented by a ginger named "king chris" circa 2010.
1) I walk out butt naked dick uh swinging beer in one hand controller in other take sip of miller light. We make eye contact you get nervous start sweating I point to tell you to get. You take off running for I get to whipping you. I have you madder n a upside down turtle
2)I start up ole pontoon boat I got parked over at dock. I catch glimpse of you on Lil boat with trolling motor. You holding at sumbitch wideeee open 15 mph see your hair blowing in wind look like model from bass pro shop catalog. You turn I see your face. You stop start fishing over in slou. I wait til you got big fish on line. I here ya hootin n hillerin I got supper tonight boys. You over there screaming like Ric flair. Next thing you know I'm.coming at you full speed ahead park on top of you like monster truck on little car
3)BES HIRRY BEFORE I TAKE YOUR GIRL TO MCDONALS ON FALSE PROMISE OF NUGGETS PUSH HER IN BALL PIT TURN OFF LIGHTS AND LEAVE HER THERE
4) AFTER YOU FINISH RUNNIN YOU ALWAYS TELL EM "GET RAN"
2)I start up ole pontoon boat I got parked over at dock. I catch glimpse of you on Lil boat with trolling motor. You holding at sumbitch wideeee open 15 mph see your hair blowing in wind look like model from bass pro shop catalog. You turn I see your face. You stop start fishing over in slou. I wait til you got big fish on line. I here ya hootin n hillerin I got supper tonight boys. You over there screaming like Ric flair. Next thing you know I'm.coming at you full speed ahead park on top of you like monster truck on little car
3)BES HIRRY BEFORE I TAKE YOUR GIRL TO MCDONALS ON FALSE PROMISE OF NUGGETS PUSH HER IN BALL PIT TURN OFF LIGHTS AND LEAVE HER THERE
4) AFTER YOU FINISH RUNNIN YOU ALWAYS TELL EM "GET RAN"
by Runnin March 8, 2015
Get the Runnin mug."If he sucks at kissing, he'll suck at everything... like running"
"does nick suck at running?" "no he doesn't."
"does nick suck at running?" "no he doesn't."
by badapada June 27, 2008
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