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Rob Water

When your raging alcoholic relative named Rob pours himself a glass that is 90% Vodka and 10% Water.
Ex:

"Whatcha got there Rob?"
"Some water."
"My God man, this is totally a glass of Vodka!"
"Didn't say it was all water."
"We'll just agree to call this Rob water."
by Derpy Leaf Horse July 27, 2019
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rob dey

“Bro that kid sucked a cock”
“I know man he’s exactly like Rob Dey”
by Richie Doe August 29, 2019
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Van Rob

A place where petty people make other people's lives miserable and crackhead temps go into the bathrooms and overdose on heroin and theres an Ambulance there 4 times a week. And if you are a super hot blonde chick with a nice booty and or if you kiss your bosses ass and suck his dick you'll get all the easy jobs all day everyday and they mandate 7 days a week even if it's not an emergency.
Person #1 Yo, you work at Van Rob?

Person #2 Yeah man. Sorry I cant hangout got emergency mandated the whole weekend. Apparently there was another overdose and they needed the numbers.
by Savageman30004728883929 September 30, 2019
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Simpsonville Rob

Similar to a gloryhole, It’s when you pull up to a truck stop bathroom and see a hole in the wall with a ginger tongue and mouth sticking through it already, waiting for that strange nasty cock.
He pulled a simpsonville Rob at the truck stop bathroom with his mouth, tongue and ass pressed up against the gloryhole
by LordPoonMaster October 8, 2019
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Rob High

A word used to define a picture of Rob Lowe you have stuck somewhere high like a ceiling or the top of a wall.
Friend: "Hey why is there a picture of Rob Lowe directly over your bed?"
You: "Oh that's just Rob High."
Friend: "In your head was that an answer to my question?"
by Bob-Joh December 1, 2019
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Rob

Rob. A Rob is usually a short fat bald headed man! Who happens to to cause alot of drama. A man who usually cries alot like a woman.
by Flapjacks69 January 3, 2020
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Rob

Rob. Loud annoying as fuck! Usually has the smallest dick of all the men on earth! Tries to compensate.
Man! That poor chick has to deal w a rob! Man with small penis
by Flapjacks69 January 3, 2020
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