A massive turd that feels like you are being ripped in half, from anus to taint and anus to low back, as it works it’s way out.
Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.
Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.
Braaaaahhhh could you take a quick gander at my gooch area? I just did a brown ripper and I think it really tore flesh this time.
I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.
I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.
I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.
I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.
by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018
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Cosby: Yo, I heard lil bill is a soundcloud raper.
Jeff: Don’t you mean rapper?
Cosby: Nah man, I mean raper.
Jeff: Don’t you mean rapper?
Cosby: Nah man, I mean raper.
by your friendly neighborhoodman June 17, 2019
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A typically irritating and unattractive man/woman (as they find it difficult to stick to their real gender). Grace is irritating, unfunny, and an attention-seeking ignoramous. If you have the displeasure of meeting a Grace Raper in your life I truly apologize for you.
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Bro #1: "Bro, I just played a vine from iFunny in class and it was a moan vine and everyone heard it."
Bro #2: "Bro, ripperoni."
Bro #2: "Bro, ripperoni."
by WhiteMamba44 March 9, 2016
Get the ripperoni mug.When you break wind and the sound that is made is very reminiscent of pulling on a zipper. As you control your flatulence, you can speed up or slow down the quickness of the zipper sound to make it sound like you are pulling the zipper faster or slower which causes those around you to giggle more.
1. It sounded as if someone had unzipped something until the smell hit me and I knew it was a "zipper ripper".
2. Before I unpacked my luggage, I had to pass gas and as I let it rip, I forced it out quicker giving it a quick unzipping sound, a "zipper ripper", and then unzipped my suitcase and laughed at how similar they both sounded.
2. Before I unpacked my luggage, I had to pass gas and as I let it rip, I forced it out quicker giving it a quick unzipping sound, a "zipper ripper", and then unzipped my suitcase and laughed at how similar they both sounded.
by max nova September 13, 2009
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by championshipstatus March 24, 2009
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Husband: I just hope that the dick ripper goes easy on that little guy, he is tender!
Husband: I just hope that the dick ripper goes easy on that little guy, he is tender!
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