Teenaged old people

Old people who still act like they're in their teens. Mainly women.

When old people esp women talk, gossip, and laugh very loudly and obnoxiously. They walk around shaking their asses and making fun of everyone.

Teenaged old people are awesome

by Mushhroomss July 17, 2011

old people cookies

soft cookies, usu. comtaining some sort of soft jelly filling. esp. if sold in a small white bag by pepperidge farm.

Everytime we go to my aunt's house, she serves us old people cookies.

by Urinehat February 12, 2007

precop

abbr. (pre-copulation) A mutually binding agreement (usually verbal) by and between consenting adults prior to engaging in casual sex. The agreement stipulates that all involved parties are exonerated from emotional attachment, post coital contact, and any promise of future sex. Any and all disputes arising from said contract should be submitted and negotiated through binding arbitration. This agreement must involve a minimum of two individuals, with the maximum number to be determined in practical application.

Q: So, you stud, are you going to call Tina today?
A: No, I believe that would be a violation of our precop.

by taggz August 31, 2007

people

They're the worst!

People!

I know they're the worst!

by Jerry June 5, 2003

nugget people

People with lack of arms or legs who are classed as disabled , this is also a type of porn.

Omg look at all them nugget people .

by Flynugget April 22, 2018

Short people

These people are the ones considered vertically challenged. They have many uses. They can be advantageous in certain sports, and can also be used as armrests.

Short people are normally under 5'5, it can vary due to regional height averages. These people are not to be confused with midgets, as they are much much shorter.

Wow, there are so many short people around me! Do you think they'll mind it if i use them as an armrest?

by Adroit957 June 1, 2011

People's Choice Award

The 21st century version of American democracy

Ted: "Wow, our democracy is now nothing but a "People's Choice Award." We quit caring about background, character, intelligence or other intangibles, and simply pick the most entertaining white guy."
Russ: "Yep, Trump is no Lincoln, Eisenhower or FDR. I guess half the country finds him entertaining enough to be leader of the free world."
Ted: "Makes great sense, doesn't it? You don't think the rest of the world is both freaking out and laughing at us at the same time, do you?"

by hodags1966 November 12, 2020