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Cum pool

When you jack off lying down and cum all over yourself and it drips into your belly button (only works with innies)

Aka: Hole in one , Forbidden Jell-O shot , Kids at the pool
Charlie: I totally cum pooled last night watching gay midget fart porn

Jamie: Lol same
by LaddyDaddy July 31, 2021
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Baby Pool

I gave the biggest Baby Pool to this chick last night
by JDPatriot November 8, 2021
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Kiddy Pool

The act of ejaculating in the back dimples on the small of the females lower back.
I can’t wait to drop my kids off at you kiddy pool!
by SullyMos July 26, 2023
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Splashing in the kiddie pool

When someone loses their virginity or has sex before high school, during middle school, or at a farily young age.
Steve- Hey Will, did you hear about how Jim got Alyssa pregnant?

Will- It looks like they were splashing in the kiddie pool.
by nubnibs May 26, 2015
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drowning in the baby pool

To spend time wallowing in misery over trivial, materialistic, and superficial matters. The baby pool is never deep.
Casandra: What's wrong with Belinda? I texted her and she sent back all tearful emoji's.
Carrie: She saw that Brenda posted about her new finery shoes and that Brenda got more likes than she did when she posted about her new sandals.
Cassandra: So she's drowning in the baby pool again? I should have known. Just for that I'm liking Brenda's shoes!!!
by von groovy June 20, 2017
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A Vermont pool

A cumshot mixed with maple syrup. Usually taken as a chaser with alcohol
A Vermont pool is my favorite to drink after a hard’s day at work
by Iamnotnotreal May 15, 2019
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Straight in the pool

When there is no doubt that someone is gay.
Some people are tip-toeing around it, some people are on the diving board but this man in straight in the pool.
by Grapes 🍇 September 6, 2023
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