Jimmy: Yo bro, I’m going for a poop.
Jack: Jimmy you idiot! IT’S POO NOT POOP THIS IS NOT AMERICA THIS IS
AUSTRALIA! Jeez, you’re doing my frickin head in. Next it’s going to be ‘pepper’ and ‘sidewalk’.
Jimmy: Fine! I’ll just go poo
and then eat capsicum on the footpath. Happy?
Jack: *slaps Jimmy
on the face* NOPE