pumpernickel

A $5 whore. Ugly fat, has a vagina with a single ball hanging off it. Only does blow jobs, has one tooth that may slice your dick off.

Only used in frat initiations.

Tell the pumpernickel that you will give her $50, get a blow job, give her the $5, then run like hell.

by buckeyeoh September 16, 2019

Plumber's Trumpet

This is a sex act is performed when your mouth and lips are placed upon your male partner's anus and you blow into their anus while wrapping your arm around the other side and tapping your fingers upon their erect penis like it is the valves of a trumpet. The desired effect is your partner will yell or scream making them the noise for the trumpet you have just played

Person 1:Yo bro you have some chocolate on your lips

Person 2: That's not chocolate I was just giving Tom a Plumber's Trumpet

by Juic3HD December 5, 2019

Plumber toes

What one displays when closed-toed shoes fail to fully conceal the cracks between one's toes.

I hate these flats because I'm walking around with plumber toes.

by mylegalninja March 15, 2020

Plumped

Plumped is the state of being of when you are feeling empty inside, and void, yet also feeling full an immobile.

Chris: Hey Leon! You want to come over, and partake in my family BBQ?

Leon: I'm sorry Chris, but I'm all "plumped" out right now. I'll have to pass this time.

Chris: But come on! My sister came back from abroad, and she wanted me to inform you that she is currently ovulating. Please come and continue the Redfield bloodline.

Leon: I'm sorry Chris, but I'm all Plumped and Shlumped.
*Hangs up telephone*

by VirginLoser69 June 23, 2020

Pumperdickle

You cut a hole in some bread. Ideally pumpernickel and insert your John Hancock into said hole. Similar to "dick in a box" but with bread.

Girlfriend: "Hey, babe. Can you make me a sandwich."
Boyfriend: "Sure. You can eat my pumperdickle sandwich I'm making."

by RyanLovesTacoss September 29, 2020

Plumbered

The hangover from after a night getting wasted with your plumber friends. No one parties like a plumbers

Man I went out partying with mario last night and his plumber friends. I am completely plumbered

by Mtg187 October 9, 2020

Pumpernickel

Playing Nickelback while vigorously engaging in sexual intercourse.

I pumpernickeled my girlfriend and she broke up with me. It was probably because she didn’t like Nickelback.

by Whomperbell November 19, 2020