Plant my tree in her forest

Have sexual intercourse with her

She sexually turns me on. I want to plant my tree in her forest

by Plato Disciple December 26, 2014

Kristen Plant

The description for a passive-aggressive unlikable woman who has a large and awful impact on everyone in her life, including her family who doesn't love her.

Lizzo is such a Kristen Plant.

by that ho December 19, 2023

planting

When one spreads the asscheeks of another and allows them to plant their anus directly on the face, for pleasure.

John had a sore jaw from the planting that had taken place last night.

by kolkolkol January 6, 2012

Plant

A magic device that pro duces breath power

Guy 1: what is that

Guy 2: it's a plant

by Flimsy Jim September 25, 2020

Mint Plant

A plant that some one could use for the name of weed that He or She is growing to avoid getting chewed out by an angry parent.

Worried Mother: Seth what are you growing in that bag?
Seth: It's a Mint Plant
Worried Mother: O.K. i love you honey make good decisions

by Feedyamutha December 16, 2008

Water Treatment Plant

When two people, male or female, 69 while continuously urinating into each other’s mouth.

Ughh! I really need to brush my teeth. I still have the pee taste in my mouth from doing the Water Treatment Plant with Sarah last night.

by Thesexdemon September 21, 2025

House-planting

The act of providing your partner with a few minutes of attention each day only to then ignore them for a few days following this, then after a few days giving them a few more minutes of attention and so the loop continues.

Similar to the watering of a house plant, you water it for a minute only to then pretend it no longer exists until it needs watering again.

''I'm so sick of Dan, I get home from work and he's all over me for literally five minutes and then its like I don't exist for the rest of the week, he's totally house-planting me!!''

by GwentSkilatchie April 30, 2023