Playing Switch

Playing switch or just switch is when you stick one thumb in your ass and one in your mouth and then switch. Often used as a pejorative to describe someone who is a major dumbass.

Q: Where's our idiot boss?
A: Oh, he's been in been in his office all day playing switch.

by A.W November 22, 2007

Playing cards

A phrase used to describe one's inability to eat, pee or sit down while taking care of your loved ones.

Maureen Walsh: “... nurses are probably playing cards for a considerable amount of the day!”

by AuntDoritoRN April 19, 2019

fake plastic trees

A song from the Radiohead album,(1995) The Bends. It is about a world of fake people, things that are not real and people that don't know why, they do what they do, as well to me it's about trying to be in love with someone that is not in love with you there fake not real. you are in love with I idea of them and that's why it feels fake.

"She looks like the real thing, She tastes like the real thing, My fake plastic love."

Fake Plastic Trees: when you get what you want, but not what you need.

by wseroyer May 13, 2008

Harry Plays

Harry Plays is like those dumb fortnite shits who only play fortnite or roblox and nothing else cause they have nothing to do in their life and think their cool by saying "kyxs" and theyre racist.

Yo, heard of harry plays, that racist 11 year old?

Yeahh bro, he got exposed didnt he?
Yeah. What a racist shit. Telling people to kill theyreselfs cause he doesnt know any good death threat.

by cumboycumcumsockkevin December 7, 2020

Played

Made a fool of, chumped, taken advantage of.

by Droopy August 7, 2003

Garbage Plate

An awesome meal that consist of.. Home Fries, Hot Dog or Hamburger, Mac Salad, Baked Beans, Hot Sause and LOADS OF KETCHUP. All things are optional. I like mine minus the Mac Salad and Baked Beans. Famous in Rochester, NY at a place called Nick Tahoe's.

Let's go to Nick's and grab a garbage plate.

by emorock1862 November 16, 2004

Planked

Planked - Hit with the ugly stick

"That galdem Trisha is peng... but her mate Stella is PLANKED"

by Herbert Schweffe February 23, 2021