philippines

the best goddamn place on earth. better than china

guy 1: i live in the philippines
guy 2: i’ve heard it’s nice there

by probablypeenuts February 1, 2024

Philippos

Greek slang for hair loss in your early twenties.

Person 1: See that young, bald guy
Person 2: He is so Philippos

by Educationthathurts April 30, 2024

philipsexual

When you are deeply in love with someone named Philip

Someone: hey are you straight?

Me: No i am philipsexual

by Minaoo July 7, 2024

Philippino Steamboat

When you dunk your nuts in a glass of chocolate milk with a straw and someone blows bubbles into it while your nuts are in it.

Bro you gotta check out the glory hole on 47th street. They gave me the best philippino steamboat. Straight chocolate jacuzzi!

by Jared Subway March 3, 2026

Phillip

A big ass man who loves to put big pieces of meat in his mouth, looks kinda like humpty dumpty and is indo-american

Yo Phillip stop tryna suck my meat :smirk:

by anonymous February 4, 2025

Philippian tubes

Where Greek babies came from "way back when".

If your little one asks you "The Question", you can semi-clearly utter, "Philippian tubes" and show him/her a map of the northern-Aegean-Sea area. That way, you are giving an essentially-truthful answer, while still "keeping the conversation G-rated" --- i.e., without divulging any actual "adult-themed" info. Plus said youngster will likely become either bored or "info-overloaded" while staring at the map, and thus will forget about his/her original question.

by QuacksO February 26, 2025

Phillip

A zesty pedophile who likes to take advantage of younger boys and only boys. It is also someone who has a micro-penis, approximately 3cm when hard.

You are such a Phillip

by Dagisgay April 3, 2025