Penilescroliosis

A medical condition on men, known to cause a penis to grow 3 times the size of a normal erection.

Mike went to the doctor and found out he has /Penilescroliosis/. Ian is now Mike's greatest friend.

by Greenblazer365 November 18, 2022

Peri

Peri is the best guy ever, He is so kind and will take care of you always. Good Dick, always satisfied, and a hypersexual. Best Boyfriend you can have.

His dick is too big to the point it hurts in a good way. he is such a peri.

by an actual peri November 23, 2022

Peri

A Peri is a woman in her 40s right before menopause. Right when they realize that feminism failed them. Right when they realize they should share that lesson with younger women. Derived from Perimenopause is also called the menopausal transition. Women start perimenopause at different ages. You may notice signs of progression toward menopause, such as menstrual irregularity, sometime in your 40s.

I heard Karen is regretting thinking men have no value due to toxic feminist brainwashing. She is a peri and it seems to be affecting her mental health.

by HillbillyFlat February 19, 2023

penile flute

using a mans penis as a flute

i penile fluted that guy

by spliff.co.uk March 15, 2023

penile system

System in which men think they are superior and assume authority over everyone because they have a penis

The penile system has destroyed the fabric of humanity. This form of patriarchy has demolished our ability to have a nurturing society that flourishes and cultivates life. This may be due to womb envy.

by Malika Davis August 23, 2023

penilicious

(adj) as delicious as sucking a penis.

These blueberry waffles are penilicious.

by TheUnhelpfulMan August 24, 2023

pepilepsi

cooling your pussy down with some knock off Pepsi

"shit it burns go get something to cool me down"
"all we had was pepilepsi"
"what the fuck is that"
"some dollar store drink"
"ok just rub it on gently"

by Nobel6OfReach May 13, 2023