dirty pastry

What someone becomes in between the point of cleaning themselves and being ejaculated in. They are often referred to as a "cream filled (insert name here)"

"Yeah last night we were having sex and I turned Ruby into a dirty pastry"

dirty pastry by Alizarden July 16, 2016

Wet Pastry 

When it's really humid, and you stick your penis in a cannoli.

What did you do last night?
I made a Wet Pastry
nice

Wet Pastry by boomboomguy November 9, 2018

panty pasta 

Panty pasta is what happens when your pube hair gets long and its summer time and your vagina is getting sweaty.

Girl5: Damn my pussy is starting to make panty pasta!

Girl6: same girl.

panty pasta by Whatchadoin375 February 26, 2019

Taco pasting 

Just like mushroom stamp, but with a girl instead.

Brittany is taco pasting my car.

Taco pasting by J nimetoadz March 18, 2019

apple pasta 

APPLE PASTA WAS MEANT TO BE. apple pasta is a code word all best friends should use when they first kiss their boyfriend. Like they kiss, and then one of them goes one sec, and texts their best friend APPLE PASTA! They finally kissed! They did it! Also in apple pasta relationships, pray the guy doesn’t get cancer

Girl- one sec
Girl-texts bff- APPLE PASTA
bff texts- omg no way!!!
bff- IT WAS MEANT TO BE!!!

apple pasta by dancer10122 May 30, 2019

Que Pasta 

“What’s up” in Italian.

“Que pasta?”
“You’re saying that wrong. It’s ‘¿Que paso?’”
“No, I’m Italian.”

Que Pasta by ernest87 October 18, 2019

Horny pastry puffer 

horny mfs. probably play nekopara

person1: vanilla is sooo hot!
person2: what a horny pastry puffer

Horny pastry puffer by ayamaruyamaa April 25, 2021