Human Parking Cone

Its where two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

There are also human parking cones.

by snl909 December 14, 2010

perving

when you are at the beach sitting by the lifeguard tower watching and dreaming about all the hot lifeguards that walk by you.

what are you ladies doing just perving around fantasizing about these guys, you know you want me

by blair bear June 21, 2009

Parking Lot Pimpin

Game one spits outside the club, cuz they are chargin' too much for the guys to get in.

Me and my folk last week were parking lot pimpin, cuz the club was letting all the females in for free while they were making all the guys pay $20 at the door.

by quepasa doc July 18, 2006

Parkindale

A glorious village situated in the middle of nowhere thatn inhabits many interesting creatures. A great place to party. Keep watch for the Parkindale Tang-a-tang and Ralphie, both can be considered dangerous.

You haven't lived until you've been to Parkindale.

by Steve Murphy April 27, 2004

parking lot stinker

a person that quickly steals the parking spot you have been waiting for.

That parking lot stinker just snagged the best spot in the whole lot after I waited 15 minutes.

by busterboner September 3, 2009

Parking lot drama

An incident that usually takes place after a large group of intoxicated people leave a bar, party, club, etc. When drunken people argue, fight,or cry in a parking lot of a establishment. Considered trashy when this occurs on a weekly basis. Usually the fights or "drama" take place at a parking lot over absolutely nothing or over a situation that nobody will remember in the morning.

1: "She's wasted again....looks like there's going to be some parking lot drama tonight."

2: "He just made her cry....awesome! Should make for some great parking lot drama."

3: "Oh shut up!, I'm sick of your parking lot drama."

by Jenipherrabbit77 December 2, 2010

parking lot constipators

those assholes who plug up parking lots aisles while waiting for a spot to open up close to the front door of the desired store they want to shop at

Went to Costco today and got trapped by a group of "parking lot constipators" that stopped traffic in both directions.

by the big effer April 7, 2011