Parler

A crypto-fascist circle-jerk

Hey Dave, come on over the house later. We're gonna watch InfoWars and have a parler.

by BeastMistress November 21, 2020

sarah jessica parker

The best actress ever who plays Carrie Bradshaw on the best series every made called "Sex and the City"

Very pretty and has the perfect body.

Has amazing fashion.

Sarah Jessica Parker is an amazing actress

by Emahlee December 1, 2006

Peter Parker Syndrome

Someone who is totally over obessed with Spiderman memorabilia.

Oh My God, Kelly, did you see his bedroom??!? Eww, This guy totally has Peter Parker Syndrome! Lets get out of here!

by WhalePunch27 July 20, 2009

sarah jessica parker

sjp is fuckin gid.
she doesn't look like a horse. and she isn't ugly.

sarah jessica parker looks like a horse.

no she doesn't you wank

by jzshirra February 14, 2009

Gandalf Parker

An ancient internet netizen who apparently was on the Net even before it became the Internet. He does have some netcred being sufficiently googable with tens of thousands of hits going back to the beginning of Epoch Time January 1, 1970. An ex Net Admin that is now just a Weeble Wobble White-hat Net-Junkie spending his e-life trying to hook a telecommute NetCop job.

If you google "Gandalf Parker" (with quotes) you discover that you actually DO have a life.

by AAGP February 3, 2010

PARBREAK

to puke; toss one's cookies; to perform a technicolor yawn; yak; yuke, vomit.

After a night of reckless and uninhibited self-indulgence, I found myself parbreaking all over my car seat and steering wheel after leaving the saloon.

by weave September 20, 2003

Parkered

Getting sucker punched and knocked to the ground by a much smaller person.

Dude, you just got parkered by a 12 year old girl!

by 0352 Doc October 16, 2011