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chocolate pancake

A man takes a large shit on a woman's chest and hits it firmly with a canoe paddle (or any other near by object). Optional: Syrup can be added to the pancake by pissing all over the now flattend shit.

This activity is best done in someone else's bedroom.
Dude, I executed the best chocolate pancake the other night! And since I'd be drinkin, there was plenty of syrup to go around!
by Max August 19, 2004
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Panda Vagina

when something is so glorious and shiny or nice that it is refered to as a pandas vagina;maybe something is so beautiful it is a beautiful as a pandas vagina.
ya man that chick was panda vagina status!
by godshitonus April 8, 2011
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pancake nipples

Extremely oversized nipples, typically seen on overweight girls with orangutan titties
When I removed her bra, I was apalled to see that she had pancake nipples, so I improvized and poured maple syrup on them before sucking on them.
by Ryan K-Dogg October 18, 2006
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Panda Sister

A term used between two women who have slept with the same guy.

While two men who have slept with the same woman are considered "eskimo brothers," two women who have slept with the same guy are known as "panda sisters."
Maria, don't look now but Brian just walked in with Beth. Looks like somebody got a new panda sister.
by R0LLeR September 1, 2010
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pussy pancake

aka twat waffle. Someone who is very annoying and thinks they are the shit, but clearly are a douche bag.
Patrick, you are the biggest pussy pancake, so stop bitching and come pick me up!
by Achey January 26, 2008
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pancake

A pancake is a mix of flour, eggs, canola oil, and milk. These ingredients are beat together in a bowl. When there is no longer lumps in the mix, the mix is put on a griddle to be cooked. A pancake is usually served with syrup, but fruits are added to the mix sometimes to be cooked inside the pancakes.
oh, these pancakes r the shit. everytime i have 'em, they make me superhorny. i swear they crush up viagra and put it in the mix.
by bobyjoel August 23, 2006
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panda'd

To win a pissing match.

Pandas do handstands while pissing in order to mark their territory as high as possible so that shorter pandas can not come along and piss over their piss.
I panda'd this thread.
by Dave November 22, 2004
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