Periscoping

When you get an erection and attempt to hide it in your waist band but your little head pokes out of the pants a bit.

Ben: Andrew, heads up you’re periscoping right now.

Andrew: thanks homie lemme deal with that real quick. *shoves dick in pants*

by Bjamming April 3, 2021

perma-dirt

A permanent state of dirty looking hands. A mixture of dirt and grease that stays on your hands no matter how many times, or how vigorously they are washed. Common for men in trades like automotive mechanic, heavy trucking, and welding. The hands will appear dirty and can be anywhere from slightly-dirty, to completely black

Wife: Are you going to wash your hands before we eat?
Husband: I already did, it's just perma-dirt

by Bighoops April 21, 2021

Perm

Permutation

I got this Perm. This one is an H Perm.

by Grayson72627 April 28, 2021

Perm

Permutation.

I got a Perm at the end of my solve on the 3x3 Rubik's Cube.

by Grayson72627 May 7, 2021

perksofbeingascorpio

swaggiest and hottest mutual to ever exist. they’re so funny and super nice.

everyone should be friends with someone like perksofbeingascorpio.

perksofbeingascorpio? yeah they’re my favorite mutual.

by whoisphoebebridgers June 22, 2021

Perispiritocracy

Perispiritocracy is is an off-compass version of globalism, derived from cosmocracy, that advocates for usually peaceful foreign policies, emphasizing diplomacy, at extraphysical level and at spiritual level. Perispiritocracy is basically cosmocracy but focused on the spiritual and extraphysical levels, advocating the creation of a world government that would also rule at extraphysical and spiritual level and would make the connection between the physical and extraphysical levels of the government.

“Perispiritocracy might be really useful in the future in case humanity decide to explore spiritual and extraphysical dimensions and worlds and decide to colonize them in form of a single government.”

by Full Monteirism June 28, 2021

Perma Fucked

(aka Chloe Ritter) when your brain has

Deteriorated Too the point of no return from the excessive use of methamphetamines. Akaa The boofaaLoompa of Bristol

That tweaker is perma fucked !

by forbiddinknowlage July 13, 2021