Penis

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LOOK THIS UP!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!69696969696969?!?!?!?!?

Damn, you looked up the word penis in the urban DICKtionary? Wow...and I thought I didn't have a life

by jkgnkf July 24, 2015

penis

something on a man around his wast and inbetween his legs its hard long (at least mine is) and wite stuff comes out (sticky).

that is a big hard and long penis...where did you get it?????i got it when i was born.

by silent joe(cant talk) November 25, 2003

penis

cock

he has a wrinkly penis

by penis December 12, 2002

penis

It's a piss dispenser.

My penis was exhausted after taking that long piss.

by Jm November 11, 2004

penis

The wang, shlong, ding dong, junk, goods, bits'n'pieces, cock, dick...

Like M&Ms, the penis melts in her mouth and not in her hands.

by shemp February 19, 2005

penis

what's hard on me at the moment

i'm about ready to make the seat wet

by MasterX November 4, 2004

Penis

A device men use for direction in life. However, it's not always smart to let your little head think for your big head but how are you supposed to know which one's your big head anyways?

Dude 1: "Man I don't know what to do. My penis wants me to stay out but I know I shouldn't
Dude 2: "I'd follow my penis if I was you. It always points north."

by 5678901234 December 6, 2009