Pencildick logic

An irrational way of thinking and problem solving generally used by neck bearded cellar dwellers with small penises.

Using your pencildick logic, "2+2 = 5 " and " it's not the size of the ship, but the motion of the lotion" are true and correct statements

by Professor gouddick March 6, 2019

PENCILCASE

something used to store stationary equipment

it was a cool PENCILCASE

by xxx_gekyume420_xxx March 25, 2019

Pencil sailor

An extreme slamming procedure in drug culture. A male who injects drugs, most commonly methamphetamine, into a vein in his penis slang: pencil" to induce a dopamine intoxication trance. To discover "unexplored waters" of the psyche slang: sailor. Considered a ritual by some participants, it is usually followed by immediate intercourse.

Client: How you like getting high?
Money Boy: I like pencil sailors.
Client: Intravenous?
Money Boy: Nods in the affirmative
Client aside: This rent boy is dangerous.

by rethinker May 6, 2019

Pencil

the only weapon that is allowed in school.

"I just stabbed a student with my pencil."

by bean chan May 8, 2019

Pencilnecking

Term for a person who is balls deep in your business, in which case you’d want to snap their neck like a pencil.

This guy in the seat behind me is pencilnecking me, imma finna break his aorta.

by conman4298 June 5, 2019

Pencil Shaving

Pencil Shaving: When one of your female friends tries to act intelligent but ends up looking like an absolute spazmoid.

Example:
Abbie: Did you guys know that vaccines cause autism?
Jake: You do realise that's completely wrong right? There are studies to prove it you absolute pencil shaving

by Clit_B4n9 July 16, 2019

Pencil

A thing u right with

Hey can u give me that pencil

by Hey I’m here October 11, 2019