Blowing an excessive amount of mucus into a kleenex. Usually a result from holding in snot in public as not to have to blow one's nose publicly. Also a result of cold season. Similar to blowing a load, but with one's nose.
Joe: *blows a nose load*
Rob: "Damn Joe."
Joe: "What? You know I'm allergic to pollen."
Rob: "Yeah but look at that tissue. It's overflowing with mucus and it's getting on your hand..."
Joe: "Ever since I ran out of Claritins I've been filling up kleenex like a G-rated Ron Jeremy."
Rob: "Whatever, just go wash your hands."
Rob: "Damn Joe."
Joe: "What? You know I'm allergic to pollen."
Rob: "Yeah but look at that tissue. It's overflowing with mucus and it's getting on your hand..."
Joe: "Ever since I ran out of Claritins I've been filling up kleenex like a G-rated Ron Jeremy."
Rob: "Whatever, just go wash your hands."
by pistolpete332 February 7, 2013
Get the a nose loadmug. -Hey Dude, What was the homework yesterday?
-It was like Pg. 696, problems... I don't know man, uhhhh, nose gut.
-Want some of my sandwich?
-No, nose guts!
-It was like Pg. 696, problems... I don't know man, uhhhh, nose gut.
-Want some of my sandwich?
-No, nose guts!
by GutNose October 10, 2014
Get the Nose Gutmug. When you pick your nose, and a bogie is attached to both your nose and finger simultaneously and is very very long and refuses to let go
by AdolfStalinKhanMalema November 29, 2015
Get the nose noodlemug. A typical know-it-all, prissy, and snobby human being. Acts like he knows more than you, is better than you, and his views and thoughts are superior to your own.
by Coonpoonsoon December 11, 2017
Get the snob nosemug. Nose Buster: when someone tells such a bad joke/pickup line, that you just want to punch yourself in the face and break your own nose.
OPPOSITE: Gut Buster
when someone tells such a good joke you bust your gut laughing.
OPPOSITE: Gut Buster
when someone tells such a good joke you bust your gut laughing.
A Nose Buster situation:
"Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose."
"What?"
*(reaches up and gently squeezes their nose)
"BEEP!" (chortle chortle)
"Your lame."
"Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose."
"What?"
*(reaches up and gently squeezes their nose)
"BEEP!" (chortle chortle)
"Your lame."
by goldpie December 29, 2009
Get the Nose Bustermug. A person or animal who is so interested in another person or animal's business. They usually stick their nose where it doesn't belong.
Fluffy wouldn't stop sniffing Jerry's pants!
Yeah, she's a real nose cone.
Tom kept asking about Lauren's whereabouts and I told him to stop being such a nose cone.
Yeah, she's a real nose cone.
Tom kept asking about Lauren's whereabouts and I told him to stop being such a nose cone.
by Juliepalooza August 26, 2011
Get the Nose Conemug. by Fluffy78 August 4, 2020
Get the Nose slutmug.