ground and pound

when the 5th year senior goes for the drunkest freshman at the function. she takes control and rides the shit out of him until his balls explode.

yo when i got the ground and pound from her, mia played with my balls during backshots.

by chopped whore 22 March 31, 2025

Ground Smooch

A kiss that you give someone on the floor

Oi Moony! Your husband wants a Ground Smooch!

by MarleneMcBadAss December 26, 2024

plowing new ground

Opening up new pastures when the old one has gone all dry and barren. Usually refers to recently separated males with no front teeth.

When ma ol lady left me I just took hold of ma old fella and ploughed me some new ground with old Betsy Ross next door.

by Gazman April 1, 2004

Ground turkey in a salad

Ground turkey in a salad is when a man ejaculates in all three holes of his female partner (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus) within a short period of time.

M: "Hey baby, remember that time I came in all three of your holes in under three hours? "
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"

by Mojaz July 20, 2018

The deep dark ground

Litteraly just like the deepest web but way darker

The deep dark ground is the "." in youtube search bar

by That Memer 69420 monke February 27, 2021

ground round virgin

a virgin in the ass

"She's no ground round virgin. She's smooth as she can be be."

David Allan Coe

by coffeedarklover August 23, 2011

Coffee Grounding

The reverse of tea bagging, when some some dips their mouth up and down on someone's balls.

Yo I heard Adam K. Was coffee grounding Wil S. so hard last night.

by arandomplatypus February 22, 2015