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Ozempic Olympics

The Newest Weight Loss Competition in Hollywood whereby Women, or them/they’s (even not Obese ones) take Ozempic for quick weight loss and immediately lose their Ass and their face sags, looks gaunt and they look as though they’ve aged 5+ years overnight! But they act as if everything is normal AF!
“O” gathered all her wealthy gal pals together to eat cake and talk Ozempic Olympics 90 mph to work calories of cake off after…as if!
by Judalon1952 January 20, 2024
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Cumshot Olympics

When a dude tries to jerk off and climax at the same time as the porno they’re watching.
“I should’ve gotten a golden metal for how many times I’ve pulled successfully Cumshot Olympics
by Startupedition July 20, 2024
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Trauma Olympian

A Trauma Olympian is someone who, whether you bring up something bad that happened to you, brings up something that happened to them that is much worse. See also Trauma Olympics.
Joe: I’m really bummed out, my Dog died of cancer yesterday.
Frank: At least your Dog didn’t get run over with a lawn mower like mine did.
Joe: Dude, that sucks, but this isn’t the Trauma Olympics. So quit being a Trauma Olympian, and let me feel sad over what happened to my Dog.
by Jizzfarter May 15, 2024
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Snusbilly olympics

The snusbilly olympics are games consisting of a judge and multiple contestants and the contestants will take a large amount of snus (usually more than 450mg of nicotine) and the judge sees who threw up last making that contestant the winner of the snusbilly olympics.
I am a champion of the 2024 snusbilly olympics.
by YVLdoja December 10, 2024
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Special Olympic Slalom

When a girl in a wheel chair gives you a blow job by opening her mouth and rolling the chair back and forth.
The cute blonde girl in the wheelchair gave me a Special Olympic Slalom last night.
by Tommy4 January 21, 2025
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Airport Olympics

When you have very little time to transfer between flights, so you have to dash through the airport like Usain Bolt with a rolling duffel bag.
"30 minutes to change planes in Detroit? That's gonna be the Airport Olympics."
by vorpalbla March 1, 2026
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Twelve Olympians Hypothesis

A speculative framework positing that the major forces, constants, and phenomena of nature correspond to twelve fundamental, interactive "archetypal principles," modeled after the Greek Olympian gods. Each "Olympian" represents a core aspect of cosmic order: e.g., Zeus (electromagnetism/lightning), Hera (binding nuclear forces/marriage), Poseidon (quantum field fluctuations/sea), Hades (gravity/entropy/the underworld of collapsed states), Athena (information structure/wisdom), Ares (entropic decay/conflict). The hypothesis suggests the universe operates through the continuous, often contentious, interactions of these twelve irreducible principles, and that their mythological relationships (affairs, wars, alliances) allegorize physical interactions (force couplings, symmetry breaks).
Example: Particle physics becomes a divine soap opera. A Zeus-photon (flashy, pervasive) interacts with an Aphrodite-quark (charm quark, binding through "attraction"). Their coupling, mediated by a Hermes-boson (force carrier), produces new particles in an event that mirrors a mythological tryst. The Twelve Olympians Hypothesis argues that the ancient Greeks weren't personifying nature; they were intuiting a pantheistic physics where personality is property, and the universe's drama is literally written in its laws.
by Anunnaki Cyber-Nihilist January 26, 2026
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