The one guy in the office that everyone hates.
Has no social skills, is unhelpful and usually has a horribly messy work area.
Likely to be a sex pest.
Has no social skills, is unhelpful and usually has a horribly messy work area.
Likely to be a sex pest.
Office Worker 1: How come no one ever invites Tom to the pub?
Office Worker 2: Because he's the Office Cunt.
Office Worker 2: Because he's the Office Cunt.
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A cleverly named strip club that allows its patrons to inform their significant others exactly where they are without guilt.
by 44thStreetManager September 10, 2011
Get the 44th Street Office mug.He plays a mentally retarded police officer in "Scary Movie". In the end he turns out to be F**KING HOT!!!!
by ilovetorres June 10, 2011
Get the Special Officer Doofy mug.A "couple" who can been seen making out at parties together, hanging out at school/each other houses, going to the movies, etc. BUT they insist they aren't dating, mostly because they want to bang other people. Hence why they're officially unofficial.
Dude 1: Whoa, check it out. Matt and Allie are making out again!
Dude 2: Yeah man, they've been officially unofficial for, like, 3 years.
Dude 2: Yeah man, they've been officially unofficial for, like, 3 years.
by cliffdogg October 23, 2007
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And oh, I didn't recieve any little men in the mail today!
And oh, I didn't recieve any little men in the mail today!
by cranrad September 20, 2005
Get the post office mug.A Political Toilet Humor term. It is used to express that one has to take a shit.
Much like other terms such as: "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", "Dropping the Kids at the Pool", and etc...
Warning! Avoid using this term around Black friends or co-workers. That is unless you want to be labeled as a racist and have your ass stomped.
Much like other terms such as: "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", "Dropping the Kids at the Pool", and etc...
Warning! Avoid using this term around Black friends or co-workers. That is unless you want to be labeled as a racist and have your ass stomped.
Jerry: Hey man I'll be back in 10 minutes.
Mike: What are you going to do.
Jerry: Mike, I'm taking Obama to the Oval Office.
Mike: Ohhh, my bad.
Mike: What are you going to do.
Jerry: Mike, I'm taking Obama to the Oval Office.
Mike: Ohhh, my bad.
by The Original Ass Hat August 24, 2008
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