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Office Cunt

The one guy in the office that everyone hates.

Has no social skills, is unhelpful and usually has a horribly messy work area.

Likely to be a sex pest.
Office Worker 1: How come no one ever invites Tom to the pub?
Office Worker 2: Because he's the Office Cunt.
by Pooner McGavin May 14, 2010
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offie

an offie is a "wierdo" , very socially awkward, someone who is off in social skills.
wow matt is such an offie he doesn't have much friends except other offies.
by fucklifedrinkbleach November 15, 2016
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44th Street Office

A cleverly named strip club that allows its patrons to inform their significant others exactly where they are without guilt.
Wife: When are you going to be home?
Husband: I've got to stop by the 44th Street office.
by 44thStreetManager September 10, 2011
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Special Officer Doofy

He plays a mentally retarded police officer in "Scary Movie". In the end he turns out to be F**KING HOT!!!!
I want to be arrested by Special Officer Doofy!
by ilovetorres June 10, 2011
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officially unofficial

A "couple" who can been seen making out at parties together, hanging out at school/each other houses, going to the movies, etc. BUT they insist they aren't dating, mostly because they want to bang other people. Hence why they're officially unofficial.
Dude 1: Whoa, check it out. Matt and Allie are making out again!
Dude 2: Yeah man, they've been officially unofficial for, like, 3 years.
by cliffdogg October 23, 2007
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post office

n. A public building that deals with a community's mail. Oh wow, go figure.
I went to my P.O. Box in the post office.
And oh, I didn't recieve any little men in the mail today!
by cranrad September 20, 2005
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Taking Obama to the Oval Office

A Political Toilet Humor term. It is used to express that one has to take a shit.

Much like other terms such as: "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", "Dropping the Kids at the Pool", and etc...

Warning! Avoid using this term around Black friends or co-workers. That is unless you want to be labeled as a racist and have your ass stomped.
Jerry: Hey man I'll be back in 10 minutes.

Mike: What are you going to do.

Jerry: Mike, I'm taking Obama to the Oval Office.

Mike: Ohhh, my bad.
by The Original Ass Hat August 24, 2008
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