Someone who persistently, yet secretively, takes a dump in the only public restroom of the office. The office shitter can strike at any time of day. Radom attacks are a key strategic factor for the shitter, so as not to raise awareness of the situation, but to also rob the innocent of feeling safe when simply urinating in the enclosed single toilet rest room.
Upon entering the unventilated rest room, Margarette realized at once she had again become the victim of the office shitter.
by AReiter December 18, 2011
Office lady is a term in asian countries for low ranking female office worker who's job aside from traditional paper-shuffling is expected to perform traditional female duties such as serving tea to their bosses and clients.
by Pwner1 January 11, 2023
by Swaggy872 October 26, 2022
This is the name given to the person in your office, who no one really likes, that always finds a way to cop an unwanted feel.
While I was working quietly at my desk Kevin came up behind me and started to rub my back, I was so disgusted. He is such an Office Assaulter!
by jb02 March 02, 2007
If you know this phrase then your probably on the phone with Luigi right now. He seems to use this to deflect the awkward of notion of looking down and seeing his unfortunately small sized man junk. He thinks this this phrase is whimsical and funny. However as fasicious as it may be it is unsanitary to talk on the phone while defacating, and rude to talk to anyone while in the act of pushing feces out of your ass.
Cole: *answers* Hey
Luigi: Hey what's up?
Cole: Just got home, you?
Luigi: I'm in the Office
Cole: Why the fuck do you always call me when your taking a shit.
Luigi: *thinks to self* "i have small man junk"
Luigi: Hey what's up?
Cole: Just got home, you?
Luigi: I'm in the Office
Cole: Why the fuck do you always call me when your taking a shit.
Luigi: *thinks to self* "i have small man junk"
by Cole Truman March 25, 2008
the evolution of "shots fired" and its iterative extension "shots received." Instead of wasting time reflecting on the past, recipients of an insult now just report the crisis in real time.
by scout3y February 23, 2015
stupid fucking pig that chooses to work for a corrupt racist system that biases white hetero cis men💕
by aesukin June 11, 2020