cereal number

The "on a scale from one to a hundred" nutritional-rating figure --- one being totally lousy and hyper-fattening, like Chocolate-Covered Sugar-Krunchies, and a hundred being a "perfect ten", like quick oats or plain shredded-wheat biscuits with whole milk and raisins --- that is assigned to a particular grain-based breakfast-selection, depending on how healthfully-balanced a food it is.

Murphy's Law: "Most any breakfast-snack will have a cereal number that is in direct inverse proportion to how tasty and appealing it is to the majority of members of the general public, especially the little ones." Ain't DAT da truth????

by QuacksO July 11, 2018

Dropping numbers

In gang conflicts if you turn an enemy's friends against him he has no strength in number and there won't be much if any retribution in response to giving him a green light.

Tommy is as good as dead. Los Locos Vatos dropped his numbers (dropping numbers) and now he's on the hat for all the work he put in against them!

by raptor5000 May 20, 2018

Number Beep

A way of getting one's attention on the phone by pressing a number on the number pad for a little while when they will either

A) Not shut up
B) Aren't paying attention
C) Just being annoying

Robert wouldn't answer me when I was talking to him so I number beeped him to get his attention

by The Domster October 5, 2009

number 3

To masturbate; to beat it.

Dude, you've been in there forever. Are you going number 3?

by 2014_chiguy November 6, 2006

Number Crunchers

People who do Soduku puzzles while taking a crap.

He's one of those number crunchers in the bathroom.

by alfie_fan January 5, 2010

imaginary number

An imaginary number is used in pointless math equations that do nothing but find another number. They are the reason for bad grades in math classes. Imaginary numbers have no real significant value except that you get a grade for something that is fake. Imaginary numbers come in letter form just to piss everyone off. They are the drunk girl at the party in the number world.

Aaron: I love imaginary numbers because I'm delusional.
Justin: Shut the fuck up. they are fake and you are high!!!

by J_Ran the King May 22, 2009

Number Three

When you use the bathroom for urination it's number one.
When you use it to defecate its number two.
When you use it to masturbate its number three.

Number one - Gold like the sun'
Number two - going poo
Number three - the devil sets my sperm free
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I just went number three on myself.

by VegSXEBassist August 17, 2007