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Children are sexually transmitted diseases that will ruin your life.
I have too many children.
by clicktheredbutton.com November 8, 2017
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Model For Children

And INSTEAD you decided to be a lying, thieving, charlatan! And now the only thing your kids know is that they don't own their own minds and that they can't know anything because of a vapid skepticism and a mental illness people can just impose on them.
Hym "If you want to be a model for children so bad.... Why don't you model getting stabbing thin the neck repeatedly for them? Because that is what is going to happen to one of them if I don't get paid and credited for that AI and soon. As my symptoms get worse, their lifespans decrease."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2025
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pointy children

Children that are pointy.
"Ow! There are so many pointy children!! RUN-"
by Aelin~Rose~ June 30, 2021
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Chinese children

The best kids in human history and development because even the Holy Bible says that the chinese children helped the people build the tower of Babel and helped Zeus calculate the distance and the angle to throw lightnings at specific places to hit greek people and destroy their things. Nowadays, chinese children say they can revive Schrödinger's cat in case it's dead, they can say what the last digit of Pi is and also know the true end of The Neverending Story.
-Dude, do you know about those chinese children everyone talk about? They just made a rocket and collected undiscovered information about possible life in Saturn!

-Uhh, Zach, are you okay? There's no chinese kid that can do that. Please stop consuming that marijuana.
by Uncle Dane's N-word pass October 21, 2022
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children

Unholy demons that are 3-11 year's old
Mom: oh and meet my children, Sarah, Connor, and James

Person : oh nice to meet you cursed offsprings from hell
by slushy March 23, 2022
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Smeggy Children

Suffering from smegma, smeggy children is where the minor lumps begin to look like baby heads. To make it seem like children, the pubes get stuck in the smegma.
Bout to shag some lass last night but she got scared after seeing my smeggy children
by AlbanianSugarDaddy May 7, 2018
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