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Emerald News

Emerald News - is a thing made by Emerald to compete against Gerry News on UTMP Discord server.
For now, no one knows if its going to have its own channel or not.
G- Gerry News is the best news channel in here!
E- No! Emerald News is!
by 5L1M3 March 3, 2021
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New Freya

Weird but cool, you know in a funny way.

Has a sense of style you would hope and dream about.
Will take bumble by storm.
Has a thing for amputees.
He fancied her because she was the New Freya
"Do you like my new creeper shoes?" "Yeah I could totally see New Freya wearing them"
by uvboi May 1, 2017
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New Boston

New Boston is a small village-like town in southern New Hampshire. This town shares borders with Bedford, Goffstown, Amherst, and other small towns.

New Boston is a primarily Caucasian town with one town center general goods store, and one local restaurant. It is common to refer to the women of New Boston to be, “the most beautiful women in all of New England.” One can get lost in the beautiful greenery of the town, and worry not, the upper class citizens of New Boston are kinder than they are rich. Local legends state that at midnight on July 4th, a ghost train can be heard throughout all of New Boston. All and all, New Boston is a small slice of paradise for lovers of nature, genuine people, and a relaxed life.
Yeah, that girl from New Boston? She is gorgeous!
by Zyroe May 31, 2020
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Fox News

Unofficially known as the Republican news Network. It's a news Network for people that can't handle fact based news.
Fox News is what educated people watch when they need a good laugh.
by Oxford Definitions LLC February 11, 2018
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daily news

It's when you give a girl a facial and then smack her in the face with a newspaper
This stripper was cleaning out my tank so i put it on her face and then slapped her with a newspaper.
by DUboob February 3, 2005
mugGet the daily newsmug.

sure need new new

a Chinese Internet slang equivalent to "嗦你的鸡巴" meaning "let me suck your (something)", used to make a joke of the man who hide some secrets or make other people have sex imagination. In the former condition, it almost means "suck your dick".
1."Oh!Dick...What the *** are you doing?"
"I'm sure need new new"
2."Do you know how to get a cup of milky white hot drink quickly?"
"Of course,sure need new new"
by ItzPexic August 8, 2022
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New Black

Term coined by Will Pharrell during an Oprah interview. Mostly used in online communities, like Tumblr. New Black meaning, black people who do not believe in racism and/or do not blame white people for racism, don't hold racism accountable for any troubles in their lives.

Many jokes about New Blacks include comparing them to upper-class white people.
"If he says he dislikes black people, does he also mean new black?"
by byeeesexual May 20, 2014
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