keen as mustard

extremely enthusiastic, delightful

RiCHARD SIMMONS WAS AS KEEN AS MUSTARD TO LAY OUT A WORK OUT PLAN FOR HIS FAT CLIENTS

by ONERY January 19, 2009

Drain Mustache

The hair left behind at the edge of drain after a female or male shaves their fun parts in the shower.

My roommate Ben left a drain mustache in the shower before he went out last night.

by Dexter St Jock January 4, 2010

Gayer than jizz on a mustache

really really extremely gay

dude, watching dancing with the stars is gayer than jizz on a mustache

by vooks November 4, 2008

ass mustard

The brownish-yellow discharge found in one's undergarment after an evening of junk food and/or bad beer. It can be delivered by flatulence, or a steady leak.

Boy howdy! your drawers are loaded with ass mustard!!!

by biggdogg September 4, 2003

V6 mustang

The cheaper version of the stang that ever since 2011 has boasted 306 hp and a 0-60 time of 5.1 seconds (faster than a bmw 335i or a nissan 350z).

Kid #1: Dude my honda civic si is sooooo much better than your mustang.

Kid #2: Really? cuz my V6 mustang gets over 100 more horsepower and that civic is torqueless.

Kid #1: Well, um, the v6 is a woman's car.

Kid #2: You drive a civic.

Kid #1: (Proceeds to drive away in his civic)

by zach de la roacha November 30, 2011

Hitler Mustache

One of the many styles available to choose from in the art of pubic hair design.

The Hitler mustache involves shaving the pubic hair from either side, and the area directly above the genitalia, leaving a thin strip which quite looks like Der Fuehrer's preferred brand of whiskers.

To spice up her marriage, Jean shaved her pussy hair into a Hitler mustache.

Rabbi Kawolski was quite offended when the centerfold had a Hitler mustache.

by Trunkbutt April 24, 2003

walrus mustache

an overgronw mustach resembling a walrus' teeth usually sported by hispanic gangsters in south LA.. its very intimidating...

holy shit look at that walrus mustache, it be big!

by Behnaz February 28, 2008