Dirty Murphy

The act of pouring Guiness in a woman's ass, and then drinking it with a straw.

I got drunk last night on a couple of dirty murphy's!

by Crickett6969 February 11, 2008

murph

Refers to a homosexual male.

Before he came out of the closet, we had no idea that Torry was murph.

by Anon-Hate October 11, 2006

Murphy

To suck your fart back into your body. A reverse fart.

I burped really loud, so I Murphy'd to make up the space.

by Joweeda November 27, 2015

murphy's law

commonly called 'sods law'

"thats sods law for you!"

by Matt September 30, 2003

Murphy Special

The 69 position, with a backrub at the same time using your partner's cum.

"Man I'm so horny, but my back is super sore."
"Dude, try the Murphy Special, it's fuckin awesome."

by Murphy Specialist April 23, 2010

Murphys gay law

A term used to describe a time when you are having or have had a lot of bad luck or problems that are really messing your life up. When you feel like you have had more than your share of bad luck.

Joe: I just rolled my car so I wont be at the party tonight!
Greg: Man you are really having some bad luck! Didnt you just tell me you cut your arm off yesterday?!
Joe: Ya that right! Its Murphys gay law!

by txfarmboy May 10, 2011

Murphy

The awesomest guy to ever live.friendly,awesome and is beast.Has great friends and they're awesome too.

Murphy is AWESOME

by MoneyMoneyMoneyMoneyMoney$$$$$ April 20, 2017