mindor

Guys named Mindor don’t like Andrew Tate.

They like to read and to eat chicken.

What is Mindor listening to? Well we know for sure he doesn’t listen to Andrew Tate.

by raskealex February 15, 2023

Mandolaid

Someone who plays the mandolin to get laid

I jammed out so hard last night with my mandolin, that I got mandolaid

by Gypc_soul March 30, 2023

mendog

Mendog is another way of saying you love noodles.

Noodle's come here - ''Mendog''
Mendog's ship best ship!

by Retr0Mac April 4, 2023

Mando Hando

When 2 or more people wear nothing but motorcycle helmets with tinted visors and jack each other off. There are many variations including the Grogu Mando Hando in which one person sits in the other's lap and receives a reach around; or the Covent Mando Hando in which 3 or more people participate in a circle jerk while muttering "This is the way."

"Any plans tonight?" "Yeah, me and some buddies are gonna do a Mando Hando. Wanna join?"
"We went to a couples therapist and they suggested we try the Mando Hando. Let me tell you...THIS is the way to fix a boring relationship."

by C. BlaSty April 4, 2023

Mondo Guac

A secret codeword used by kids to warn others that someone is walking up who shouldn't hear what they are talking about. Such as a teacher, a snitch, or the person being talked about.

person 1: dude that party was nuts last night

person2: I know bro i was so drunk i even...

person 1 : Mondo Guac!!

teacher: hey boys hows it goin

by hihungryimdad May 2, 2023

Mondogamy

When a human is expected by their dog owner to love and show affection only for them and no other dogs, and sometimes not even for other humans. If the human shows affection for another dog, this is met with a competitive spirit and sometimes even frustration and anger.

Mondogamy: common variant usage

“My dog and I are in a committed mondogamous relationship and becomes a total bitch if I give other doggies scratches.”

by Palo Scotto May 28, 2023

mandovi

The best of the best! She's manipulative and can easily make anyone do her work. A flirt and has a very friendly personality. But when she loves, she gives her heart and soul to that person.

Mandovi, you are the best!

by satanic_warning June 30, 2023