text from your ex.
Text messages from your ex girlfriend/ex boyfriendusually wanting something they can't have. Don't give it to them.
Text messages from your ex girlfriend/ex boyfriendusually wanting something they can't have. Don't give it to them.
Antonio - hey you got a text message.
Brad - thanks. oh no its not a text message. it's from my
ex clarissa. It's an ex message.
Antonio - oh okay an ex message I get it. Thanks for explaining that one to me.
Brad - No problem. So what you doing later?
Antonio - Oh i don't know, thought i'd stay in.
Brad - Oh how lovely.
Antonio - yeah thanks... don't you want to know what i'm doing?
Brad - erm yeah sure.
Antonio - I thought i'd just stay in as well.
Brad - Right...
Antonio - You're so hot.
Brad - What?
Antonio - nothing... (whipers) i love you.
Brad - thanks. oh no its not a text message. it's from my
ex clarissa. It's an ex message.
Antonio - oh okay an ex message I get it. Thanks for explaining that one to me.
Brad - No problem. So what you doing later?
Antonio - Oh i don't know, thought i'd stay in.
Brad - Oh how lovely.
Antonio - yeah thanks... don't you want to know what i'm doing?
Brad - erm yeah sure.
Antonio - I thought i'd just stay in as well.
Brad - Right...
Antonio - You're so hot.
Brad - What?
Antonio - nothing... (whipers) i love you.
by Rickitson January 19, 2008
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