Montana Lemonade Stand

When a guy is giving you such bad head that you decide to pee in his mouth instead of cumming.

Greg decided to brush up on his technique after spending too much time at a Montana Lemonade Stand.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

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Montana Ten

A person who looks like the majority of women from Montana. This stems from the fact that the instant you cross over the border into montana, the attractiveness of the female population instantly decreases. Therefore, someone who is a ten in Montana is a five in other states. Or a three. Probably a one.

Broseph: "Hey, dude, did you go out with that chick you met on eHarmony?"

Brohommed: "Yeah, but her profile pic was fake, she was a total Montana Ten."

Broseph: "Lol! Are you going to see her again?"

Brohommed: "F**k that, I'm not going to even talk to her"

by Crims0nSamurai August 6, 2011

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monta vista

the school for kids who can score 1600 but still cant spell MONTE.

i go to monta vista. that's right, thats monta with an A.

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

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Montana Mirror

A large mirror attached to the side of a computer monitor. In states other than Montana, the mirror is used to know when someone is entering your cubicle or office. In these cases it would just be known as a mirror.

In Montana, the mirror is used for anal intrusion detection, because when you are in Montana you are always watching your back.

"My Montana Mirror saved my ass again last night on 2nd shift. I looked up and saw the janitor whipping it out behind me just in time. "

"Damn man, get outa my Montana Mirror you fag! I'm not a sheep. Get that Montana Stick outa my cubicle! I'm calling security."

by Dag Mango May 5, 2013

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Montana Jello Cup

When you take a handful of frozen cum and smack yo "bitch" in the face with it

After we went to Subway, Cameron gave me a Montana Jello Cup, it was great!!

by GirlCock April 6, 2016

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Montana

Slap Any Pussy Nigga or Bitch That Gets Outta Line .. Don't Never Run, But Always Running Shit .. Pull Up To The Scene With His Ceiling Missing .. Da Fucking Baddest!

Do You Know Montana? Yes, He Is Da Baddest!

by BADDIE1991 December 20, 2016

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