Clitter Monkey

a degrading yet hilarious term for an ignorant black chick
That Sheronda was just yellin at me for no reason, shes such a fuckin clitter monkey
by Taydev January 04, 2009
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monkey's headbutt

When one unsheathes one's erect male member, and whips it forward, with the intention of striking a blow on the victim's forehead with the engorged bell-end.
"Listen love, tuck it in or I'll give you a right ol' monkey's headbutt"
by Davian Dent December 03, 2015
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Monkey Gut

“The name for your stomach after you eat a huge meal that causes your gut to bulge out and stager around like a monkey.”
“Aaaaah, I got monkey gut so bad I’m afraid Jane Goodal gonna try to study me.”
by Alibaster Slim August 06, 2012
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yogurt monkey

the act of jumping on someone's back like a monkey by surprise, piggy-back style, in the midst of the assailant ejaculating.
Dude i got the worst yogurt monkey walking back from the club last night.
by mrcowboxers May 12, 2011
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Monkey Tea

Normal tea, made from a tea bag that isn't a specific blend (eg Earl Grey or green tea). Comes from the Cimpanzees that were used in TV adverts for PG Tips.
"What type of tea would you like? Earl Grey, Chamomile?"
"Nah, monkey tea will do fine thanks"
by NZ Gary January 12, 2010
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dusted monkey

being so high that you can barely function and tweaking out.
I was just with him before. He's dusted monkey!
by ZachMUT January 17, 2017
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monkey dumpling

Someone who likes to have sex with fat chicks' tits.
He knew he was in the country when he looked down and his dick was in between some monkey dumplings!
by austin leonard November 04, 2008
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