monjae

An often spoiled little bad ass.

Although a bad spirited being they tend to be extremely smart.

I need to date me a Monjae, damn those boys are smart!

by mike1083 October 18, 2008

Monday's Alibi

A rad band from SD, CA!
Band members include: Bernie, Gabe, Rubin, Robert.

Dude, the Monday's Alibi show was fuckin awesome!

by Monday's Alibi fan December 9, 2008

mondaytarded

1. adjective relatively slow in mental or emotional or physical development on Mondays

2. adjective Occurring or developing later than desired or expected on Mondays; delayed on Mondays

Mondaytarded often occurs when, after partaking in a large volume of alcohol or drugs over the weekend, one returns to work on Monday and is expected to function as normal. Unable to perform at 100%, a state of Mondaytardedness ensues. This condition can persist until the next weekend, where the individual does it all over again.

Joe drank an excessive volume of alcohol on both Friday and Saturday night. What he remembers of either night is vague at best. He lays around all day Sunday in hopes of recovery. Monday, he gets to work and spends half the day drooling over himself and trying to quietly squeeze out beer farts. He manages to get a report finished full of spelling errors and tastless side jokes. Mondaytarded.

by Phil M September 28, 2009

Mondayhole

Another term for "asshole".

She was so drunk she let me stick it in her {Mondayhole}.

by BTC77 April 6, 2010

Monday Morning Hangover

When a girl tells you Sunday that she is leaving you, so you get extremely drunk that night, causing the hangover to fall on Monday morning. At this point, you would wake up, realizing you are now alone, causing a second major blow to your face. This feeling is described as the "Monday Morning Hangover"

I'm not going to make it to work, I have a Monday Morning Hangover.

by blah7890 September 27, 2010

Patty O' Mondays

It's the place to go!

Whenever it's sunny, or full of snow, Patty O' Mondays is the place to go!

by meggie-YO December 7, 2009

Panthers Mad Monday

Turning a normal mad monday into a complete mess of a day where women cant be spoken to and if they try to make contact they get spat on. Barking at everyone an everything. Performing gang-bangs, emptying fridges over balconies, break and enter, smashing walls, chairs and an other object. Stealing a kilo of salami and chicken. Listening to emotional music then skulling beers. Not taking off ur footy clothes from the day before. And bringing back the crowds to park footy.

Why is that man barking at a potplant??
Oh it must be Panthers Mad Monday!!!

Why is there a cock in each of my holes and hands??
Oh he must be a Panther on his mad monday!!!

Why are you throwing everything out of my fridge??
Oh im a Panther on my mad monday!!!!

Why did you just spit on me??
Oh im a Panther on my mad monday so fuck off slut!!!

by CaptainPanther September 16, 2010