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Tea Jacked, ala mode

The sexual act in which a man stradles his female parters face (facing her feet) dropping his testicles into her mouth to suck. At the same time jacking his cock until he shoots streams of cum towards her pussy while she is getting head by another female.
Dude, My girl surprised me by letting her freak friend join in while I tea jacked the fuck out of her. Her friend was eating her pussy while I jacked my cock until I shot streams of cum all over her friends face. I call it Tea Jacked, ala mode!
by DSatch1 December 30, 2009
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modelicious

A model that has it all. She is absolutely stunning, warm, smart, funny and sexy. She got personality, body and brains.
"oh my god, she is so modelicious"
"absolutely! Just the thought of her is enough to make me loose my mind."
by Bryannnnn January 2, 2010
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Mel Gibson Mode

When a drunken person flips out and embarrassingly lets loose their bottled up dark side. Usually it involves a barrage of racial and (mostly antisemetic) slurs.
We wrere all chilling at the bar after work until a drunken Joe went into Mel Gibson Mode; ran his mouth off about blacks and Jews, then picked fights with anyone he bumped into. 5 seconds later he was crawling on the floor, gathering his teeth.
by Dr. Claw January 21, 2009
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crazy mang mode

Crazy mang mode is when you have a big event coming up that you have to prepare for, everything else in your life is forgotten except for that event. All your energy is put towards completing the event perfectly. You don't drink water, just Redbull. If it is a test you take a study sheet to the washroom when you take a shit, every second of every day. Maximum sleep allowed is 4 hours. You turn into a study creature that acts erratically, takes at least 2 weeks to recover from Crazy Mang Mode.
Jack: YOOOO KAMRON we have to go crazy mang mode for this fuckin Ops exam. The prof's know shit and are going to make it hard as fuck.

Kamron: Brooo, fuck that... last time I did that I couldn't fall asleep till 4a.m.

Jack: BRO I got a fucking FIFTY on the first midterm, I need 100!!!!!

*Jack & Kamron enter crazy mang mode*
by krazymang November 8, 2011
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discord light mode

light mode: *exists*
discord: welcome to hell, discord light mode!
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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God Mode

A term in gaming that generally means the player has 'godlike' power in the game, for example infinite health or ammo.
I gotta turn on god mode, I'm dying!
by Lewis January 11, 2004
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Modded Controller

A modified game controller or "Modded Controller" is an input device used to control a video game, that has been electronically modified to perform in a manner that is not standard for original equipment. A modded controller is typically connected to a video game console or a personal computer. Typical modifications are adding rapid-fire or quick reload functions for use in games like Halo or CoD, but are not limited to only that.
Hey, I see you got a modded controller, does it really make the semi-automatic weapons fully-automatic in Mw2?
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