a male morgan

Morgan is a name for a guy who's talented with music and listens to it a lot. They are funny and love to joke around on the outside but on the inside they have something they are dying to telling someone. They seem annoying at first but if you get to know them - they could make your world shine. They are handsome and are generally laid back. If you need something and they love you - they'd be happy to give you the world. They always have a secret admirer. They have a big heart, they just need someone to come care for it.

A male Morgan

"Hey have you seen Morgan? We have band rehearsal"
"Yes, he was helping --------- with carrying some large bags a few moments ago"
"He's so caring, he couldn't say no"
"Yano I think I'm in love with him"
"Go for it!!!!"

by Blueeyes101 January 9, 2017

The Mortal Instruments

An absolutely awesome series written by Cassandra Clare. It has everything! (demon fighting, canon slash, technical incest, faeries, werewolves, geeky references, etc.) The Fandom is one of the most perverted ones. We have great fanart. And a duck!

Person A:Have you read City of Bones yet?
Person B: No, I've never heard of it!
Person A: It's the first book in the Mortal Instruments series. I think you would like it!

by thepacificislander June 15, 2012

More like

Used to make dumb yet uproarously funny pun-like things by changing a word around. Occasionally followed by, "Am I right, folks?"

Guitar? More like gaytar.
Gamefaqs? More like Gamefags.
Good Charlotte? More like Bad Charlotte.
Gamecube? More like Lamecube.
Eminem? More like Enema. Am I right, folks?

by Jaques February 20, 2005

mortar

To "sit on a mortar" is to suffer the consequences of a 'dirty bomb' detonation.

"Unfortunately Your Highness, my husband had some dodgy prawn chimichongas for lunch and has sat on a mortar, thus he will not be able to attend tea."

by bromp December 9, 2008

Mormon Car Bomb

The cocktail created by taking an empty shot glass and dropping it into your (mostly) full glass of water.

"Dude! After doing our shots of Jager last night, Jeff and I did some Mormon Car Bombs! They were killer!"

by ideaman December 6, 2013

top of the mornin to ya laddies

Jacksepticeye. Best youtuber ever!

Top of the mornin to ya laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye!

by jewel_ December 15, 2016

Morrissey

Without a doubt, the greatest lyricist that ever lived. Former lead singer of 80's band "The Smiths", Morrissey has made a name for himself in popular music and is known for his outrageous (yet highly laughable) comments. He is also a vegetarian, and a native of the UK, who current makes his home in Los Angeles.

did Morrissey really say "bring me the head of Elton John"?!!

by Denia May 5, 2006