Machine Gun Kelly

MGK is a hip hop rockstar icon in the making. He is a rapper from Cleveland, Ohio. He is the hardest they come. He's a rager. He's a wild boy. He's an underdog. He's a hometown hero. He's a CLE boy. He's a father. He's the founder of Lace Up university. He's an est mufucka. For the fans, MGK is our religion. Est is the team. Lacing the fuck up is what we do. If you havent heard of him you soon will. Tell the world to Lace Up!

Machine Gun Kelly made the world put on their chucks and lace the fuck up.

by Machine Gun Carla March 7, 2012

Michigan Weather

Extremely unpredictable weather patterns here in Michigan. One day, it could be sunny and 90 degrees Fahrenheit, while the next day, 40 degrees Fahrenheit and thunderstorms.

This past Summer (July 2013 specifically), we had one week, Friday to Friday, where the lowest temp was 93 degrees F, very sunny and humid. The following week, the temps had cooled down to around 50-60 degrees F and cloudy. That's just one example of Michigan Weather.

by PickNopp October 7, 2013

Northern Michigan University

Really Really Really Effing Cold.

DC:Where do you go to school? CT:Northern Michigan University! DC: WOW i hear it's cold there? CT: That is an understatement... In the coldest parts of winter I went to class and then 50 min later I was walking back to the dorms in three feet of snow ....

by Thomas, Chris July 20, 2006

War Machine

A symbol/metaphor for the intricate body, or even idea at times, that performs the duty of organized conventional and unconventional violence for a cause, ideology, etc.

- Yo, Tyrone, why you going into da military, mang??!?

- Mang!! We gotta keep the War Machine going against the islmamic extremists that seek to kill us Americans, daawg!

- Oh, i see, . thats good. Mang

by Easter E March 6, 2009

machine head

One of the greatest bands on the f**king planet. Rob flynn is THE god of the planet along with Trent Reznor.

F**king ace band live!!!!

by julia July 3, 2004

Michigan Smith

Michigan Smith (Also known as Henry or Nondescript fractal) is a loyal follower of the Church of Firnando and the high priest's younger brother. According to legend, Michigan belongs to the illustrious Mcflucker family, though no one knows exactly how he is related. He became a prominent figure in the research industry after finding babies to be the principal cause of climate change. His solution to climate change being lawful infanticide, of course. In his spare time, you will find him playing DnD and giggling at pockets.

Imploding crocodile: "Stubby limbed Michigan Smith judges your politics."
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GamErGirl Mcflucker: "Michigan Smith is trying to manipulate me and a friend to reclaim power."
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Killer Queer: "Michigan Smith, are you drunk?"

by Church_Of_Firnando November 10, 2020

michigan basketball

the absoulute best team in basketball right now.Wanna know why Michigan should be no.1 ask gonzaga

juwan howard ; yo michigan basketball beat gonzaga by 17 pts.

gonzaga fan ; what the

by no.1 M.I. bball January 31, 2021