Mineta

A god taking the form of a humanoid grape

"I like ze titty-Mineta"

by ViperPilotSolid June 23, 2021

Minecraft

A type of Drug

Let's go to the back of the school and do some minecraft

by BØT BOY September 28, 2019

Minecraft release 1.9

The update that ruined combat and completely killed Minecraft for years.

Oh my god, why do I have to wait to get full damage out of my sword? Minecraft release 1.9 sucks!

by It'sTheDKrazy July 7, 2020

Minecraft Cheating Community

The Minecraft Cheating Community consists of 13-19 year old femboys that simp for one person named dort (he makes bypass for anticheats!!). Instinctually racist and homophobic (still making gay jokes), being ruthless when talking about anyone that doesn't support they're ideology.

They usually have a client that they clown on, currently it being Tenacity because of the controversy about the main developer buying bypasses for his girlfriend's nudes (these claims were fake but still funny).

person 1: bro are you in the minecraft cheating community?
person 2: ye bro, I love it. also I hate black people for no reason

by mc cheater 420 July 23, 2022

toppin mine

when someone is annoying you and doesn't know how to get off your back

yoo son deadass u toppin mine right now

by j shadow July 29, 2009

Minecraft

A very fun game, most would say, and some people say it's another "drug", because it's so addicting. Minecraft uses Blocks/cubes, and they are pixelated. Why? Because every block uses some java, and the higher the texture, like realism HD, would make a shit ton of lag.

Anyway, minecraft is very fun because you can build any building, or pixel art, you want. There is no planned mission you have to do, like in Halo or C.O.D... You don't always have to build some huge kick-ass thing. There is also survival mode, with peaceful, easy, normal, and hard difficulties. There is also other game modes. Creative, and adventure.

Minecraft was made by "Notch" but is now being coded by "jeb_". C418 made the music and soundtracks, and Dinnerbone is another coder.

Person 1: "Hey...Dude, u wanna smoke some weed?.."
Person 2: "Can't, I'm fighting the Enderdragon..."

Person 1: "Minecraft is gay."
Person 2: "You just don't have a creative mind."

Person 1: "WTF is the point of play minecraft?"
Person 2: "It's fun, dumb-ass."

Person 1: "Why the fuck is everything a block, and pixelated??"
Person 2: "Cause if it wasn't, it would have a shit ton of lag, and the computer would overheat."

by Pam-Dama-Rama April 17, 2013

Land Mine

For some reason, it means a skinnier ugly chick than a grenade which makes no fucking sense because you would think that since a land mine is more lethal and cheap and worse than a grenade for many reasons, that it would instead mean an even fatter ugly chick than a grenade, but for some reason, it means the exact opposite. Another reason why Jersey Shore is the stupidest fucking show ever that should be wiped off the face of the earth, and whoever watches that god awful excuse for a show is a stupid fucking trendster.

>Hey, look at that Land Mine over there

>>You mean that grenade?

>Nah, she's too skinny to be a grenade

>>wtf? but...land mines are deadlier than grenades, why is she called a landmine?

>the fuck should I know? I just saw it on jersey shore...

>>Oh, that explains everything...btw you're a fucking retard

by fuckjerseyshore August 5, 2010