Mark Messier

verb: When you're fucking a girl and ur friends are all watching from the closet in Rangers/Oilers jerseys, u proceed to ejaculate porn-style on her face and then beat the living shit out of her, breaking her nose, causing a strawberry shortcake and knocking out several of her teeth.

I didn't really like fucking Samantha that much, it was really good when u guys helped me out after i climaxed, video taping and helping out with the Mark Messier afterward. Now I am a millionaire from selling copies of the video on the internet.

by NYR forever July 20, 2008

Messiah

The Jewish word given to the saviour of the world, was thought to be Jesus (who was actually an Arab Magician). One of the most famous uses of the word messiah was in Monty Python's: The Life of Brian were Brian is mistaken to be the messiah of Jerusalem.

crowd: "Show us the Messiah!"
Mum: "Its a mess up here but there is no Messiah!"
crowd: "BRIAN! Show us Brian"
Mum: "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy, now go away!"

by Calmal February 19, 2007

sext message

when u recieve a text message that contains a sexual picture

i got a boner when i recieved a sext message from sarah

by awesomnessguy May 11, 2010

Messias

A bitch ass motherfucker , who is about to get his ass kicked by the 1 and only me.Fuck Messias

Messias is a motherfucker

by Lumingo hater December 5, 2003

Sext Message

A last resort when your luck has run out at the club, and you have no other chance for action. You instantly scroll through your phone's contact list and look for the hottest female friends you have. You send a message that notes You, Me, who's place thus initiating action with a Sext Message

Justin: Yo man its closing time and we got nothin', any plans to take someone down after this?

Chase: Fuck there's nothing here....hold on....I'm gonna Sext Message Nicole, Novi, and the Rat.....see who's DTF.

by Bawsss March 6, 2009

Messican

mes-sican
/noun/
(not to be confused with the word "Mexican") Individual that speaks Spanish, has dark hair and brown skin, but is not Mexican nor has any Mexican ancestry.

Ellis is from Ecuador, therefore he Messican

by Overwatch Weeb June 13, 2017

Messi

A fun, outgoing, over the top, funny girl. She likes singing Taylor Swift at the top of her lungs. She likes dancing in her car whenever she feels like it. She doesn't care what people think of her. She does what she wants whenever she wants. She's the best damn girl you'll ever meet. She recently checked off something from her bucket list, chinese firedrill. You'll love her to death.

Guy #1: You see that girl right there?
Guy #2: Yeah.
Guy #1: She's definately a Messi.

by QuinnJr. January 16, 2011