Melman

A geeky man with difficulty walking like a baby deer with new feet. Uses the phrase "oh, ok" often. Movement like gumby the green guy.

Look at that melman trying to walk and chew gum, I think he's gonna hurt himself.

by Call me pedro October 12, 2023

mermaid butter

Butter collected from the scales of menstruating mermaids specifically in the northern parts of the Atlantic Ocean. Used primarily by fishing communities to add a unique flavor to seafood based dishes.

Gibli and Rafe just got back with 3 barrels of mermaid butter! Those poor creatures, too bad they’re so tasty!

by Texaskris December 23, 2023

Mermaid

1) A mythological creature with the upper body (usually from the waist to head) of a woman and a fishtail instead of legs.
2) A female professional swimmer (usually for water ballet)
3) An extremely gorgeous woman who oozes sexuality while making it clear she's unavailable.

By wrapping their legs with a scale embroidered blanket and adding fin like decorations, a cute lady can make herself seems like a mermaid.

by The Goodman Scholar December 24, 2023

Merran Mode

When you go psycho crazy bat shit on your ex and are insane for a period of time

Person 1: What is going on with her?

Person 2: She just got broken up with, she's going Merran Mode

by takeyourmedsgrandpa January 9, 2024

Mermaid

Another name for “cunt”

“You’re such a stupid mermaid (cunt)”

by anonymous February 7, 2024

mervann

Mervann is a beautiful young lady that can go from 0 to 100 real quick.She is very kind and elegant and always thinks about others.Get you a Mervann!

Guy:Who’s that hot chick over there?
Guy 2:Oh that’s Mervann,the sweetest of them all.Get you a Mervann!

by your fave!!! February 9, 2024

Meryann

The opposite of an insomniac, she has the ability to fall asleep anywhere and at any time. As an academic weapon, she is often found in her natural habitat, the library, with her trusty banana and calculus homework. Despite her outward quiet demeanor, is there more to her than meets the eye?

Woah look it’s Meryann!!!
Meryann - “Zzz, banana~”

by DarkBirds November 11, 2023