Megan

That bitch.

Anyone: " megan. that bitch."

by Someoneshort August 28, 2016

MegaRed

Noun:
An idiot, with no life, who never completed the 3rd grade, and spends his whole day insulting people on Power Ranger message boards, but if confronted in person he will back down and cry to his momma. Often seen sucking up to Zyuray making pathetic attempts at suggesting Quotes of the Month.

See also:
CoN,Zyuray

MegaRed: What A dumbass?
Person1: Why r u calling me a dumbass?
MegaRed: Because you r one. Hey Ray, quote of the month.
Person1: Is that the best you could come up with?
MegaRed: Yes, because I'm an idiot with only a third grade education.

by BaddaBoom December 30, 2003

megan justice

a homosexual male that insists on getting jiffy extra crunch peanut butter spread on his urethra and insisting that derek eades brings out the jelly to make a urethra and jelly sandwich when jerking off with his own tears as luberication... and thinking bout giving a cincinattie bake potatoe to oprah winfree on the fourth of july while pat sajak jerks off on to his own butt crack

Fucking that megan justice was almost as bad as fucking tyler hinkle.

by Billy Swanzer December 15, 2008

Megan Lauer

A girl who is really awesome.
-Is the perfect weight, skinny, but not aneroxic
-lot's of guys like her
-Has awesome friends, normally with the nicknames Goat, or Bubble Kaki
-Has georgeous hair
-everyone likes her, and if someone doesn't, they can go and screw themselves in a Megan Lauer's opinion
-very funny, can make anyone laugh
-kinda smart
-she normally has the nickname of Zebra
-great sense of fashion

"Omg! I love Megan Lauer's shoes! I have to get myself a pair of those!"

"You know, Megan Lauer made me feel really good about my crappy hair cut. She's really nice."

by Alskjfl95 March 1, 2009

Megan

Megan, also known as Meggers, is the most amazing girl you'll ever come across in your entire lifetime. She's absolutely perfect, it's impossible to find a single flaw. If you're ever to come across her, you'd most likely die of awe. Some characteristics of her would be amazing, beautiful, smart, sweet, charming, lovable, funny, sarcastic, cute, heart-warming, pretty, adorable, and the list goes on. She's perfect in every way, she has a great sense of humor, charm that no one can resist, ideas that cannot be ignored, eyes that could light the night sky, the mind of a genius, heart of a lion, and the beauty of a goddess. She's the kind of girl you'd want to grow old with, and tell your children's children about. On a scale of 1-10, 10 being the highest, she's easily ranked ∞. She can put a smile on anyone's face, cast a spell on any guys heart, and cheer you up at the worst of times. You can tell her anything, rely on her to keep a promise, and know she'll be there when you need her most. As kindhearted as she may be, she can also fuck shit up. She's the last person yo'd want to lose, and definitely the girl of any guys dreams. When you talk to Megan second turn into minutes, as minutes turn to hours, hours to days, days to weeks, as weeks turn to months, and (if you're lucky) months turn to years. Anything and everything Megan says is worth a thousand words. I could go on about her, but I won't, there is much to be said. I love you, Megan <3. -Karan :$

Example 1:

Karan: Hey what's the difference between being Megan, and being perfect?

Person: What?

Karan: Nothing.

Example 2:

Karan: wat.

Megan: KARAN MOMENT!

Example 3:

I don't know if this is an example, but I love Megan <3.

by karanrunsshit June 15, 2012

Megan

A Megan is someone that is absolutely stunning, amazing to be with and alwaysmakes you laugh. Megan has amazing boobiesssss and an amazing ass. Megan is amazing in bed and makes me cum every single time. You've experienced nothing until you've experienced Megan.

I have a Megan :)

by billy_69 January 27, 2011

megan

An extremely lazy female

She so megan

by foxyloxy August 21, 2014