MegaRed

Noun:
An idiot, with no life, who never completed the 3rd grade, and spends his whole day insulting people on Power Ranger message boards, but if confronted in person he will back down and cry to his momma. Often seen sucking up to Zyuray making pathetic attempts at suggesting Quotes of the Month.

See also:
CoN,Zyuray

MegaRed: What A dumbass?
Person1: Why r u calling me a dumbass?
MegaRed: Because you r one. Hey Ray, quote of the month.
Person1: Is that the best you could come up with?
MegaRed: Yes, because I'm an idiot with only a third grade education.

by BaddaBoom December 30, 2003

megardavich

A brown curry munching slave, dog eating, special ed, crippled, paralyzed, downie, with maximum hoes. Mentally ill with 15 extra chromosomes. He hates black monkey slaves, he loves little children. He is a sex offender and a prostitute . He will bite your dick off and feed it to your children. Then rape your children until they can't breathe after that he will kill them and use their skulls as his rice bowl.

"Woah, you must be a megardavicher."

by MonkeyEater_RiceBowl November 30, 2022

Megabed

When 2+ beds are pushed together to create one MEGABED, esp. when two beds are connected by a roll-away bed in a hotel room.

Originated in Anaheim, CA, September 9, 2006.

Bitches and first-timers have to sleep in the cracks between mattresses.

-How are we going to fit six people on these two queen beds?!
-MEGABED!

by Pirshafiey May 12, 2008

Double Megabed Floorgy

When you put two college bunk beds together, creating two megabeds, and you have a massive orgy on the beds with everyone on your floor.

Dude, how was the party last weekend?

It was so crazy that we had a double megabed floorgy.

by Floor 2 Peeps March 16, 2011

MEGABED

Two beds pushed together to create one amazing gigantic bed. Not only a thousand (infinity) times better than a single bed by itself, but it can also somehow fit up to 6 people comfortably when lying horizontally, even though 2 people can barely fit on one bed when lying vertically.

Characterized by a mysteriously magnetic attractive force. When in the presence of MEGABED, it is impossible to resist this attraction, and it is inevitable that you will stop all work and succumb to the power of MEGABED.

Girl: How is MEGABED so amazing? I could talk for hours on end about how unbelievably awesome it is.
Boy: I know. When I asked about it last night you spent the next 2 hours expounding on the powers of MEGABED.

Boy: Wanna go back to my place?
Girl: Ehh, not really, I should stay wi--
Boy: I have a MEGABED..
Girl: Let's go.

by One_Half_of _Mission_Squared May 17, 2010

Megahedron Challenge

Challenge involving finding the volume of a Megahedron (a Megahedron being a regular hedron with a million sides).

"You might think you're smart,but I bet you can't do the Megahedron Challenge"

by Caspar Wilson May 13, 2004

Megarection

When a person becomes aroused, and their penis goes erect, and beyond hard. Swollen and massive, such an erection takes longer than average to go away, and can often cause uncomfortableness with the bearer. However, the Megarections should be worn proudly, in all situations, despite cultural or social norms

"So, last Friday I was struck by a huge boner in the middle of class...we're talking GIANT"

"Yeah, a Megarection. Get those all the time"

"What? I was so embarrassed!"

"Dude, rock that shit!! MEGARECTION!!!"

by GTPquickRB April 18, 2010