a homosexual male that insists on getting jiffy extra crunch peanut butter spread on his urethra and insisting that derek eades brings out the jelly to make a urethra and jelly sandwich when jerking off with his own tears as luberication... and thinking bout giving a cincinattie bake potatoe to oprah winfree on the fourth of july while pat sajak jerks off on to his own butt crack
by Billy Swanzer March 17, 2007