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mega squirt

a standalone fuel management system. usually used by vw's or whoever else wants to use it, its an independent unit, meaning it is not stock on any particular vehicle, but is an aftermarket modification.
Damn that mega squirt set up is runnin so tits on that scirocco.
by bigboy97 February 22, 2007
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mega douche

a douche that is so mega he becomes TD the dean.

originally conceived in a town of seaham, this mega douche has roamed around constantly cock blocking friends and being the general biggest douche in the world.

thus any huge douchebags replicating his name of mega douche.
oh my god dean your not even a douche in the mist anymore your a full blown mega douche
by baallyy January 14, 2010
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Mega Taint

The fictional or factual area on a person located between the wiener stick and the asshole of a person who is either nut-less or accused of being nut-less indicating a higher than normal pussy factor.
1) The footage is a little grainy, but it appears Dan has a mega taint.

2) Dan, I can't believe you're such a pussy. That chick was practically begging you to put it on her face and you just whimpered something and walked away. What a mega taint!
by Chamen September 16, 2009
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MEGA CHODE

A MEGA CHODE IS A CHODE WHICH IS IS WIDER THAN IT IS TALLER BY OVERE 69% PERCENT YOUR MUM LOVE MEGA CHODE
DAVE HAVE YOU TRIED A MEGA CHODE YET! FUCK YEAH TONY I DEEPTHROAT THAT SHIT ALL NIGHT
by YOUR MUMS SKINNY PENIS June 4, 2018
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Mega-Bosh

The act of consuming a large quantity of Ecstasy on a night out to a big club with the intent of reaching for the lasers and seeing God's Face. If you're really lucky you might get to ruffle his beard.
We're off on the Mega-Bosh this evening, so don't bother calling me tomorrow, I'l be a brain donor.
by Mast September 27, 2006
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Mega Jerk

The Mega Jerk is a most rare and strange person. Any decent Mega Jerk will be found hanging out around DDR machines, masturbating in public restrooms, and perhaps even eating huge quantities of various foods at Hometown Buffet. Mega Jerks are to be avoided if possible, as they may size you up, decide they like the look of you, and rape you on the spot.
Never tempt a Mega Jerk with the appeal of banana bread, for the effects may be horrific. Damn.
You. YOU sir, are a Mega Jerk.
by A.F.F.M.J. November 3, 2007
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mega-baker

Person who is baked 9/10ths of the day.
The two young stoners in lake padgett are mega-bakers.
by bigballer10 March 1, 2010
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