Matei

A guy with a very large dick who fucked every female in this world. He also is very good at beating people.

Sadly, Matei fucked my mom again.

by ProfessionalDumbass November 22, 2021

Matias

Matias the mullet boy has a bigger ass than anyone in school and he pulls hella boys with his mullet. Matias also has a foot fetish so if you have smooth and clean feet hit em up.

Matias the sussy baka and foot lover has entered the room.

by ASDFGHJKLÖÄ# October 27, 2021

Mathilde

Someone who is a perfect goddess, and can and will make everyone in her presence have an orgasm just because of her beautiful aura and looks. Also called Maddie (even though she hates it)

Guy: omg mathilde so hot
Girl: yes she so hot and beatiful
Guy: makes me cum just being in her presence
Girl: SAME BOI!!!

by Conniecuntie October 27, 2021

matías

coolest person you'll ever meet

person 1: who is Matías?

Me: Just the coolest guy you'll ever meet.

by Macimu November 15, 2021

Mathis

A smartass who explains something when it's really unnecessary is called a 'Mathis'. You can also say "Mathis moment"

"You're having a Mathis momen!"
"Don't be such a Mathis!"

by BigBallsMan November 20, 2021

Matei Balan

Matei Balan is a very shy person. He is racially abusing 13 years olds on discord and he is saying the n-word in every phrase he uses. He got F- grade at psychology but he is very special. In every morning, he wakes up, he goes to the bathroom and he is puttin the bottle inside his cheeks. That is the definition of true ambition.

Ana: Hello, do you know him?
Cosmin: Yes, he is very Matei Balan!
Ana: OMG! That is so nice!!!

by BigNigaDick November 20, 2021

Mathilde

Mathilde is overall quite a nice person when she likes you. But if you somehow get on her bad side prepare yourself for damage. You cannot trust her with anything she will 100% repeat it afterwards and if she creates drama with you, you can be sure that you will lose some of you’re friends because she is very good at turning people against other people. I repeat DO NOT trust a Mathilde

“oh my god did you see what Mathilde did to that girl?”
“yeah i did, poor her”

by j0ej0ej03 November 21, 2021