Mateo

noun: a wet, dirty towel; usually ridden with semen and/or vaginal discharge stains; mostly used to clean up after sexual intercourse or masturbation
verb: the act of masturbating on a towel and wringing it out in somebody's mouth

if it wasn't for that Mateo in the trunk of my car, my back seat would be covered in jizz stains
Landon: hey Matrocker, guess what i did last night?
Matrocker: what's that, Landon?
Landon: i gave you a Mateo while you were sleeping!
Both: Hahahahahaha!
Matrocker: that would explain why my lips are so sticky!

by Landwarf August 30, 2010

Mathew

A fat mess.

That Mathew kid really needs to hit the gym. He’s a fat mess.

by Letshavesexysex May 30, 2018

Mathematical Verb

A math word or term that has graduated from noun to verb—for example, “zero,” “square,” and “number.”

Mathematical verbs, such as model, pattern, and fractal, are the mathematical equivalents of Google, Xerox, and Zoom.

by MathPlus October 19, 2021

Matheus

A gay man who is overconfident and thinks he is so good. He is super bitchy around his friends and family.

Gay ass matheus

by Lukiebunny506 June 12, 2018

Mathew

Mathew is a dude that likes to take ten-minute breaks! He also enjoys the demon filter on Snapchat. Mathew is also EXTREMELY ANNOYING AND MAKES ME WANT TO DIE

Mathew SHUT THE FUCK UP

by Barissa the Barista October 29, 2019

mathcore

Like hardcore except with math. Mixing complex algebra with guitar chords and lynard skynard songs.

Yo ride is so mathcore yo

by rawk May 13, 2005

mathcore

-Someone who is good at math.
-hardcore calculus.

Mike:"Dude, see that kid? He's totally mathcore."

Adam:"Lets make him do our homework."

by manda... March 10, 2007