air miles

An imaginary reward of an unspecified nature. Often used as a precursor to an attempted stitch up.

"Keep this up bonny lad and I can promise you a place on the board, and all the Air Miles you can eat."

"Oh cheers mate. By the way, whose P45 is that you're filling in?"

by Jabo January 19, 2004

mineshaft

it is where a man inserts his scholng into a womans bumwhol and they thrust it so hard that it causes the womans bumhole to cave in and squirt poo

omg that womans ass caved in like an iraqi mineshaft.

credit ro mark and jess

by Nellieness December 11, 2009

Miles

A creature of many habits, many of which involve being a Down syndrome fucktard, funny looking and overall a dumb ass bitch. A miles is also known for its talent in shitty intelligence and skill in all sports. Overall, a Miles can be quite retarded.

"Fuck me, he's such a Miles"

by Parkinater May 24, 2017

Miles

Mile is a cold blooded reptile who seeks for prey in swamps and can attack by giving will you date me papers it can be found in the corner alone

Fucking miles

by Bigdaddyfortnitegamer69 November 8, 2018

miest

Pronounced meest.

Something that is so horribly difficult, stressful and scary that no other word will suffice.

Person 1: Can you do that ANALyis question about generating functions?
Person 2: No! It's a miest!

by SR May 14, 2005

Miles Davis

It's where you shit into a trumpet and then afterwords you blow it into your girls vagina after you vigorously fucked it while she's on her period.

Isaiah: Man I gave my girl a good ole Miles Davis last night.
Cade: What the fuck's wrong with you?!

by IsaiahCadeJack June 3, 2011

miles

a gay retard that sucks dick cuz he like the taste

that guy is such a miles!

by wellidontfuckingknow April 15, 2019