Ronald McDonald

A child molester who loves fat kids to sit in his lap so he can get an erection and than he rapes them.

son, did that strange clown thouch you in your no-no spot?

by Melanthex March 28, 2005

Ronald McDonald surprise

When Ronald McDonald, himself, jumps out from your butt hole and gives you a wet willie. He sometimes sings a tune or two!

Hey i went to Mcdonalds and got a Ronald Mcdonald Surprise with out cheese!

by Chris Mc. May 22, 2006

Jonald McRonaldson

a man who shits in urinals then eats it

random mexican: whoaa jefe theres sum wack ass foo up in the jawn eatin sum shit outta a urinal
random caucasian: must be a jonald mcronaldson

by negromongler6969 July 26, 2019

McDonald's

a festering hell pit, they charge too much for the swill they serve you and they make you fat too! yippeee!!!

I went to McDonald's the other day and i got the squirts...

*****SPOOooorrch******
well THAT"S going to leave a mark

by soothsayer May 17, 2004

ronald mcdonald

some freak that is the mascot of McDonalds

I wish the fat purple dude would sit on Ronald and squish him

by lunar shadows August 21, 2004

Riley McDonald

a boy who wishes to only be loved and strives to find meaning and purpose to life, is also big gay

this fag loving cumdumpster is such a Riley McDonald

by Riley McDonald November 8, 2018

mcdonald manager diagnosis

when you pass out in the bathroom of a mcdonald's bathroom, and the manager finds you on the floor shivering.

1. hello, sir. i am the manager at mcdonald's. you are dehydrated and are laying out cold on my bathroom floor.

2. hey, that's my dad. he passed out because he won't drink his ensure.

3. hey, you clowns. you're talking about me. i will not drink ensure because i hate fat people, and i don't want to get fat again!!!

4. if you're ill, please go to mcdonald's to get youself a top of the line mcdonald manager diagnosis.

by MCDONALD'S MANAGER December 6, 2012