Corrective Lens

Something you put on your face so that other people's beauty becomes more apparent. It fixes the problem in your eyes.

Hey, give me my corrective lens', I need them to ride that outlandish giraffe.

by PAYJE April 20, 2010

fatboy lenses

When you look back on an old crush, and realize that they were never attractive at all... you were just looking at them through sad, desperate "fatboy lenses".

It's like having beer goggles while being sober.

"Oh man, I ran into Jess the other day. She's so queer looking. I must have been looking at her through my fatboy lenses back at school"

by TwentyMayBeTwenty May 14, 2010

jack lenister

smiley gay prick with a tinny pennis

jack lenister is gay

by EthanProT January 9, 2015

ra'lexus

A very cute and smart queen, she have a big heart and a big head to match it, she's very caring for others and she play all day. But if you meet her you will fall in love cause of the person she is.

Ra'Lexus is a cute and beautiful name.

by Ka-rjones December 20, 2016

pazer lenis

A man with a very small penis who does everything he can to hide it.

Pazer Lenis is a "play on words" derived from the phrase Lazer Penis. It is a type of wordplay that is defined as Spoonerism. A man who has a penis "as small as a beam of light" is a Pazer Lenis when he hides it by driving the biggest fucking truck you've ever seen in your life.

Dude, our 45th president is such a Pazer Lenis! Did you see how small his hands are?!?

by pazerlenis December 21, 2016

Straightus Linus

A World of Warships player who is oblivious to torpedoes and sail in a straight line, rather than turning when needed.

I just torped a Straightus Linus. What an idiot.

by Admiral_Piett January 29, 2017

cocktact lense

Drizzling your man gravy into someone's eye.

She wouldn't stop staring at me, so I helped put in her cocktact lense.

by RustyPWhole April 27, 2017