Laserbot 90,000

A laser shooting robot that tends to come in the night and eat your children and pregnancies.

Crap! Here comes that crazy laser shooting robot! Laserbot 90,000!
"My pregnancies! Argghhh!"

by E-Meista March 10, 2007

Now and Later

The act of farting while sitting on a fluffy couch. Enjoy the smell now, and again later when someone else sits down and fluffs the odor out of the cushion.

Girl sits down on the couch next to her boyfriend and immediately smells ass. She asks him if he just farted or if she sat in a Now and Later.

by Wife of Flatulitis February 25, 2011

later for you

Goodbye; I'm out; Later. Usually used in response when someone else says goodbye to you. Easy to text. Also can be used in a Shakespearean way, ie: Later for thou. Also can be changed to Later for me or Later for thee.

Guy: Alright, mang, I'm outta here.
Sam: Later for you.

by Count Gripsnatch November 7, 2008

buy some weed off me later!

the sentence you scream at one of your customers while driving past

-customer walking down the street-
dealer: "HEY BRO, BUY SOME WEED OFF ME LATER!"

by Mitchyyy October 18, 2009

later-back

when some one says a really late come-back

"dude your so gay!"

-- 5 minutes later --

"yeah only coz im going out with you!"

"later-back much?"

by cyirah December 24, 2007

Laser slicing

Laser slicing is when a male is peeing into a toilet that has a previously deposited log of poop in it, then proceeds to "laser slice" it in half with his urine stream.

yep, it stunk but it stunk worse once i agitated it via laser slicing...

by Ian Purvis June 22, 2011

lantern-sessed

Being extremely obsessed with a person. Like over the top-notch obsessed with someone. So obsessed that it's annoying.

Helpy: Hey guys, Sakura is online!
Germ: Jesus Christ, are you lantern-sessed with her smh.

by anonymous September 22, 2018