turd-licker

A person who uses excessive behavior to be considered for a job or promotion. Most serious and next in the series : brown-noser then ass-kisser then turd-licker.

My efforts of getting the promotion by being a brown-noser as well as an ass-kisser to the boss were outmatched by the actions of the turd-licker in our organization.

by MWBishop July 1, 2010

Lettuce licker

Lettuce ... as in a vagina. Therefore a lettuce licker is someone who is attracted to vagina .mostly used to offend lesbians like Kate Hansen.

“Oh Shut up kate , you lettuce licker!”

by Cuntragcunt May 10, 2018

Lasker

German Beer Guzler,often used as an insult to a german, This word is used alot in germany's kinter gartens where little blonde boys are called laskers because there fathers abuse them after a drink!

Lasker is also a somalian garden worm which Ben pigeons from south america feed on

HAHA YOU LASKER! YAA!
lets down that pint like a lasker!
you sqirm like a lasker

by rehman July 1, 2007

Laceration

past tense of Lacerate; to tear roughy, cut, or mangle

Bob had some major Laceration wounds to his neck and limbs he got messed up so much.

by Macquarie January 17, 2009

fish licker

A lesbian; particularly one who is not fastidious when it comes to her partners feminine hygiene habits. So called due to the fishy aroma of the unwashed female genitals.

So Simone, are you a fish licker too?

by Apathetic Care Bear January 29, 2005

cum crusted cunt licker

Someone desperate enough to lick a slut who still has dried stuff from the last guy that did her.

That guy was so drunk last night he became a cum crusted cunt licker and doesn't even remember it...

by John Doe two point O March 17, 2008

DICK LICKER

same as pole puffer

Ronnie at Solar is a dick licker (pole puffer).

by John Lewis January 12, 2004